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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2009, 12:05:41 PM »
Good work Uncle  worthy:

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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2009, 12:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2009, 12:03:37 PM
Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

surfer dude

tanned, fit bod etc


He sounds a little self-centred.  rubschin:

Vain too  noooo:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2009, 12:07:49 PM »
He had reason to be  redface:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2009, 12:09:38 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2009, 12:03:37 PM
Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

surfer dude

tanned, fit bod etc


He sounds a little self-centred.  rubschin:
A pooftah Uncle... for sure like...
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2009, 12:11:02 PM »
Prolly a closet transvestite
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2009, 12:12:12 PM »
As our resident expert I will get you to check him out
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2009, 12:13:24 PM »
I saw a tranny last night - at the Abba concert like (no, not on the stage  ::) )...

Adam's apple as big as an, um apple....  noooo:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2009, 12:13:52 PM »
I am reminded of a couple of friends (laydees) who asked me to check out their perfick new boyfriends. Both turned out to be married  noooo:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2009, 12:14:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
I saw a tranny last night - at the Abba concert like (no, not on the stage  ::) )...

Adam's apple as big as an, um apple....  noooo:

Unconvincing then?
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2009, 12:15:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:13:52 PM
I am reminded of a couple of friends (laydees) who asked me to check out their perfick new boyfriends. Both turned out to be married  noooo:

You could have a whole new sideline ahead of you   rubschin:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2009, 12:16:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:14:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:13:24 PM
I saw a tranny last night - at the Abba concert like (no, not on the stage  ::) )...

Adam's apple as big as an, um apple....  noooo:

Unconvincing then?
Even to a blind man...


Although my mate reckoned 'she' was German...  rubschin:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2009, 12:19:10 PM »
One of them really played the field. This friend of mine was singing his praises once and Mrs Nick (this was before she was Mrs Nick) said that he had asked her out (big coincidence). She had met him at a wedding. He had also two timed several of Mrs Nick's friends. He had an unusual surname and I found him in the London phone book and called up. The lady at the other end called out 'Marty darling, it's for you.'  noooo:

In the end my friend invited him to a BBQ and also invited along 4 of his ex girlfriends.

He ran away!
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2009, 12:20:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:19:10 PM
One of them really played the field. This friend of mine was singing his praises once and Mrs Nick (this was before she was Mrs Nick) said that he had asked her out (big coincidence). She had met him at a wedding. He had also two timed several of Mrs Nick's friends. He had an unusual surname and I found him in the London phone book and called up. The lady at the other end called out 'Marty darling, it's for you.'  noooo:

In the end my friend invited him to a BBQ and also invited along 4 of his ex girlfriends.

He ran away!
Who, the German laydee?  rubschin:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2009, 12:20:30 PM »
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2009, 12:22:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:19:10 PM
One of them really played the field. This friend of mine was singing his praises once and Mrs Nick (this was before she was Mrs Nick) said that he had asked her out (big coincidence). She had met him at a wedding. He had also two timed several of Mrs Nick's friends. He had an unusual surname and I found him in the London phone book and called up. The lady at the other end called out 'Marty darling, it's for you.'  noooo:

In the end my friend invited him to a BBQ and also invited along 4 of his ex girlfriends.

He ran away!

Good work  cool14:
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