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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2009, 03:39:13 PM »
As a social group 'tis said that police officers are the ones most likely to be domestic abusers (as GPs rank high among the abusers of drugs and MPs among those most likely to indulge in un-natural sexual practices)
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2009, 03:41:35 PM »
We are doing very well here  happy088
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2009, 03:45:41 PM »
My faith in human nature is almost restored  cloud9:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2009, 03:49:34 PM »
Ask to see his patio - don't go alone...  noooo:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2009, 03:51:01 PM »
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the one with the porn director boyfriend - although he is obviously no more

She has a history of picking the wrong sort of men. I bet she has a trail of them behind her  noooo:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2009, 03:53:23 PM »
Not really - only 2  relationships before that and she married one of those.
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2009, 03:56:29 PM »
Didn't we have a recent case of a policeman in Prestatyn who admitted to being a tranny "off duty"?

As for the bulls hit about the dogs tracking her from the scent of the kids borrowed jacket ~ no way! I spent two years working as a dog handler when I first entered the Security business and we only ever used retired RAF Police Dogs ~ most couldn't track their way to the sausage counter. Yes they will react to strange scents or sounds but that is about the extent of it. They are not trained to track but to chase and hold.

Mind ~ as chat up lines go I've heard worse. ::)
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2009, 03:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 04, 2009, 03:53:23 PM
Not really - only 2  relationships before that and she married one of those.

Divorced him and ditched the porn film BF. Third time lucky?
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2009, 03:58:29 PM »
You have to have hope Nick  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2009, 03:59:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 04, 2009, 03:56:29 PM
Didn't we have a recent case of a policeman in Prestatyn who admitted to being a tranny "off duty"?



It's very common I hear
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2009, 04:00:57 PM »
He's married an' all ~ they transferred him to a desk job 'cos once he "came out" everyone was taking the p*ss when he tried to give them a ticket.
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2009, 06:40:08 PM »
It's all bound to end in tears  noooo:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #42 on: July 04, 2009, 06:48:27 PM »
I aint got the legs for it although most squaddies will admit to wearing tights in the colder months with the exception of fishnets of course.
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2009, 05:02:28 AM »
Quote from: GOS on July 04, 2009, 06:48:27 PM
I aint got the legs for it although most squaddies will admit to wearing tights in the colder months with the exception of fishnets of course.
What does he wear?
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