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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2009, 04:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 04:11:03 PM
Well the three gallons of milk I can freeze, but everyone here is on a broccoli diet this week  rubschin:
Make a milk 'n broccoli poultice for your head. Simples!  happy088
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2009, 04:12:53 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2009, 04:16:19 PM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2009, 04:32:37 PM »
Anyway, I had a delivery this morning... DHL, signed for, special placky bag that you have to rip open  ::)

Another bag inside that..... and a CD  rubschin:  

Comps slip from a client but no words of explanation..... I insert the CD and.....

(Imagine lots of incomprehensible writing here ~ ok)

 cussing: cussing:     Shrugs:

PS. If I find out what this means, I may have to delete the post and keeeeel all who've read it  eveilgrin:


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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2009, 04:33:50 PM »
It's a declaration of a fatwah upon your person from some Iranian nutter. Ignore it

Why does he think you are an 'infidel pigdog'?
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2009, 04:37:41 PM »
Perhaps that nightclub in Tehran was not all it seemed  rubschin:


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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2009, 04:39:33 PM »
Have you not paid the dowry yet  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2009, 04:40:20 PM »
There is a reference to a camel
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2009, 04:49:56 PM »
Perhaps it's something to do with the ?1.87 that was short on their payment  rubschin: Could that be the price of a camel?

The dowry was all sorted with several boxes of new Nike trainers  whistle:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2009, 04:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 04, 2009, 01:11:28 PM
Don't you have to put it together like?

I had to screw the handles on.


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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2009, 04:59:42 PM »
A coffin?
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 04:32:37 PM
Anyway, I had a delivery this morning... DHL, signed for, special placky bag that you have to rip open  ::)

Another bag inside that..... and a CD  rubschin:  

Comps slip from a client but no words of explanation..... I insert the CD and.....



 cussing: cussing:     Shrugs:

PS. If I find out what this means, I may have to delete the post and keeeeel all who've read it  eveilgrin:



It says your computer is now infested with a deadly virus...  scared2:

Further, failure to pay the sum of ?1,000 to your favourite Barman will cause all your files to be erased...  whistle:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2009, 05:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 04:32:37 PM
Anyway, I had a delivery this morning... DHL, signed for, special placky bag that you have to rip open  ::)

Another bag inside that..... and a CD  rubschin:  

Comps slip from a client but no words of explanation..... I insert the CD and.....



 cussing: cussing:     Shrugs:

PS. If I find out what this means, I may have to delete the post and keeeeel all who've read it  eveilgrin:



It says your computer is now infested with a deadly virus...  scared2:

Further, failure to pay the sum of ?1,000 to your favourite Barman will cause all your files to be erased...  whistle:

You take PayPal don't you?

 char048
« Last Edit: July 05, 2009, 07:25:40 AM by Pastis »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2009, 05:03:31 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 05:02:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 04:32:37 PM
Anyway, I had a delivery this morning... DHL, signed for, special placky bag that you have to rip open  ::)

Another bag inside that..... and a CD  rubschin:  

Comps slip from a client but no words of explanation..... I insert the CD and.....



 cussing: cussing:     Shrugs:

PS. If I find out what this means, I may have to delete the post and keeeeel all who've read it  eveilgrin:



It says your computer is now infested with a deadly virus...  scared2:

Further, failure to pay the sum of ?1,000 to your favourite Barman will cause all your files to be erased...  whistle:

You take PayPal don't you?

 char048

That'll do nicely...  cloud9:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2011, 06:06:11 AM »
Just checked on the delivery of a package. The tracking information states:

"Your parcel has been received at our sortation hub" 

"sortation" ?
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