Waiting for a delivery

[Steve]

A text message has just flooded in. "Your delivery will be made today between 8.00 and 6.00."

Checks mailbox. Card left at 9.30 a.m.   THE MORONS DIDN'T RING THE SODDING BELL 

You need to get a solicitor on the case

[Nick]

 

I am waiting for a call from that grasping bastard 

[Steve]

I am waiting for a call from that grasping bastard 

But he's already got your money so why will he call?

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

A text message has just flooded in. "Your delivery will be made today between 8.00 and 6.00."

Checks mailbox. Card left at 9.30 a.m.   THE MORONS DIDN'T RING THE SODDING BELL 

Yes, of course. 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

A text message has just flooded in. "Your delivery will be made today between 8.00 and 6.00."

Checks mailbox. Card left at 9.30 a.m.   THE MORONS DIDN'T RING THE SODDING BELL 

Yes, of course. 

 

[Nick]

ANd who is paying for the repairs to the owld Panjero? 

[Barman]

ANd who is paying for the repairs to the owld Panjero? 

That'll be me then.... 

...and the car hire.... 

[Nick]

    And it will all be your fault 

[Nick]

Waiting in for a new SATNAV. It has been in Croydon and has not moved since 11.00 last night 

[Barman]

Waiting in for a new SATNAV. It has been in Croydon and has not moved since 11.00 last night 

At least it knows where it is! 

[Nick]

It will be delivered at 1.00. I know this for sure as I will be out at that time 

[Darwins Selection]

Waiting in for a new SATNAV. It has been in Croydon and has not moved since 11.00 last night 

At least it knows where it is! 

Sounds like it also knows where it is supposed to be going. 

[Nick]