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Offline Misty

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #285 on: July 07, 2020, 10:23:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 07, 2020, 08:31:26 PM
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Penguin books!!!

They do have little legs ...... rubschin:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #286 on: July 07, 2020, 11:02:03 PM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #287 on: July 08, 2020, 09:22:29 AM »
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #288 on: July 08, 2020, 05:27:49 PM »
It has all switched back to July 11 rubschin:

Pity I will be out that day  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #289 on: September 05, 2020, 06:29:33 PM »
Amazon are delivering something tomorrow but I am out all day.  Sadly, the item in question is "age restricted" and has to be accepted by an "adult" with suitable ID.

I asked via e mail if any of my neighbours could do this for me.

They are a potty brained bunch and I have had three "amusing" e mails  evil:




























It is a bread knife
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #290 on: September 06, 2020, 05:23:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2020, 06:29:33 PM
Amazon are delivering something tomorrow but I am out all day.  Sadly, the item in question is "age restricted" and has to be accepted by an "adult" with suitable ID.

I asked via e mail if any of my neighbours could do this for me.

They are a potty brained bunch and I have had three "amusing" e mails  evil:




























It is a bread knife

Of course, of course...  ;)
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #291 on: September 06, 2020, 10:12:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2020, 05:23:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2020, 06:29:33 PM
Amazon are delivering something tomorrow but I am out all day.  Sadly, the item in question is "age restricted" and has to be accepted by an "adult" with suitable ID.

I asked via e mail if any of my neighbours could do this for me.

They are a potty brained bunch and I have had three "amusing" e mails  evil:




























It is a bread knife

Of course, of course...  ;)
Sounds like just the story a man with a box of 'personal electrical items' in his home would say
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #292 on: September 06, 2020, 12:40:10 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2020, 10:12:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2020, 05:23:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 05, 2020, 06:29:33 PM
Amazon are delivering something tomorrow but I am out all day.  Sadly, the item in question is "age restricted" and has to be accepted by an "adult" with suitable ID.

I asked via e mail if any of my neighbours could do this for me.

They are a potty brained bunch and I have had three "amusing" e mails  evil:




























It is a bread knife

Of course, of course...  ;)
Sounds like just the story a man with a box of 'personal electrical items' in his home would say

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #293 on: September 18, 2020, 07:06:23 AM »
Just been to the post office...

There was a delivery from Amazon (a door bell switch as you asked so nicely) that I ordered on February 21st!  eeek:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #294 on: September 18, 2020, 07:11:00 AM »
Presumably the delivery man couldn't ring your doorbell to attract your attention rubschin:
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #295 on: September 18, 2020, 07:17:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 18, 2020, 07:11:00 AM
Presumably the delivery man couldn't ring your doorbell to attract your attention rubschin:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #296 on: January 12, 2021, 03:01:28 PM »
My new phone has done a whirlwind tour of Europe (Italy >>> France >>> Belgium) then off to Cyprus where it has been sitting (presumably on the beach) in Larnaca for two days!  cussing:

And the FedEx site (for it is they  evil:) has some bizarre 'Ask us' pop-up which links you into an AI system which is completely useless...  Banghead
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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #297 on: January 12, 2021, 03:09:53 PM »
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I've heard stories about this user, Great Uncle Tablet threw himself into the bath as a last resort. Maybe if I keep hacking FedEx I can just go around in circles till he is distracted by something new and shiny  scared2:

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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #298 on: January 12, 2021, 05:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2021, 03:09:53 PM
Quote from: BM's new phone
I've heard stories about this user, Great Uncle Tablet threw himself into the bath as a last resort. Maybe if I keep hacking FedEx I can just go around in circles till he is distracted by something new and shiny  scared2:

 rubschin:
Reminded me of this



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Re: Waiting for a delivery
« Reply #299 on: January 12, 2021, 06:02:49 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 12, 2021, 05:45:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2021, 03:09:53 PM
Quote from: BM's new phone
I've heard stories about this user, Great Uncle Tablet threw himself into the bath as a last resort. Maybe if I keep hacking FedEx I can just go around in circles till he is distracted by something new and shiny  scared2:

 rubschin:
Reminded me of this



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