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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2009, 04:22:33 PM »
What about Pastis ...what are the dangers of cruising  lol:

How long have you got?  lol:    I've nearly finished chapter 2; it's taking an age  cry:

I am waiting  whistle: whistle: whistle:

You'll have to give her one over lunch tomorrow then (Chapter one that is)
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2009, 04:23:56 PM »
I have had one I'm waiting for the other  whistle:
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2009, 04:31:37 PM »
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2009, 04:35:03 PM »
multiples  drumroll: drumroll:
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2009, 04:37:15 PM »
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2009, 05:03:26 PM »
I figure there will be an outbreak of swine flu among the passengers and the ship won't be allowed to dock. We shall end up sailing around the Med for eternity.

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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2009, 05:04:21 PM »
Like in those cheap Lew Grade disaster films  scared2:
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2009, 05:07:18 PM »
I figure there will be an outbreak of swine flu among the passengers and the ship won't be allowed to dock. We shall end up sailing around the Med for eternity.

We might pass like ships in the night Unc, oh, no, I'll be Up The Baltics so it wouldn't work   rubschin:
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2009, 05:07:51 PM »
Unless you got lost
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2009, 05:12:21 PM »
"Carry on Up the Baltics"  rubschin: Could be money in that ~ is Jim Dale still available?
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2009, 05:15:42 PM »
Unless you got lost

A possibility like:




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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2009, 05:16:22 PM »
Then we could make a mint!
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2009, 05:17:20 PM »
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2009, 05:21:14 PM »
Unless you got lost

Moi?  angel1

I carry a sturdy phrase around with me at all times:

"Isn't there even any red port wine left?"  8). This tells me which way I'm facing, which way my cabin is, which side of the ship I'm on, and even sometimes if I'm in with a chance...  eyes:
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Re: The All New Egyptian Holiday Disasters Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2009, 05:21:42 PM »
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