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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #60 on: July 12, 2009, 12:22:25 PM »
Okay  whistle:
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #61 on: July 12, 2009, 12:23:03 PM »
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #62 on: July 12, 2009, 12:24:14 PM »
She's just showing off  evil:
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2009, 12:25:08 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm

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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2009, 03:25:12 PM »
Howling surely? 
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #65 on: July 13, 2009, 08:06:06 AM »
Finally ~ having collected Minimus suffering from Asthma from camp early yesterday morning we nursed him through the afternoon and evening.
At 10pm Mrs S#2 decided to go into "panic mode" and took him to A&E where, his being a child and all, they instantly admitted him to the Children's Ward and stuck an oxygen mask on him. I have just spoken to Mrs S#2 who admits that she has now sat next to his bed all night whilst he has slept, his oxygen levels are improving (as I knew they would) but the "Doctor" (ie Junior Houseman AKA A Trainee ~ who else gets to work Sunday nights?) will not let him go home until the Consultant has seen him at about midday but that time depends on how long the morning outpatient clinic overruns. Mrs S#2 dare not take him away for fear of the Social Workers being called in by the hospital so she is now stuck there until either a Consultant or Senior Registrar decides the child may be released. I DID WARN HER!  cussing:

And I shall personally smite the first person who says "The child's welfare must come first". She should have thought of that when we collected him and we could have gone straight to the hospital then and he (and she) would have spent the night in their own beds but oh no! let's panic 15 hours later shall we? Banghead
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #66 on: July 13, 2009, 02:50:23 PM »
She should have thought of that when we collected him and we could have gone straight to the hospital then and he (and she) would have spent the night in their own beds but oh no! let's panic 15 hours later shall we? Banghead
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2009, 04:23:05 PM »
Nope. All he wants is a shag. Bad dog  noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2009, 04:59:02 PM »
The infant has been restored to something approaching his usual self and returned to us. His mother is a bit tetchy tho' so I don't think it would be a good idea to suggest any  eyes: tonight.

I have prepared her an "All Day Breakfast" as a pick-her-up. angel1
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2009, 06:05:57 PM »
No Pork in Cider then?  noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2009, 06:07:14 PM »
Somehow I sense this is not a good moment to suggest such a delight  noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2009, 06:14:07 PM »
Somehow I sense this is not a good moment to suggest such a delight  noooo:


Try English breakfast sausage in the morning prolly best not done by nudging her in the back with it tho. cool14:
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2009, 06:20:58 PM »
Somehow I sense this is not a good moment to suggest such a delight  noooo:


Try English breakfast sausage in the morning prolly best not done by nudging her in the back with it tho. cool14:


That was how I used to get Mrs S#1 up in the mornings. No matter how deeply she slept the merest hint of desire on my part was enough to have her up, in the shower, dressed, made-up and at the bus stop in three minutes flat.  lol:

Even worked on a Sunday when she didn't have to go to work like. Still got her out of bed and dressed ~ even made it out of the front door on one occasion before she realised what day it was.
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2009, 06:25:04 PM »
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Technique all wrong  noooo:
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Re: The all new countdown to Snoopy's Birthday thread
« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2009, 06:28:41 PM »
rubschin:

Technique all wrong  noooo:

Oh and the correct technique would be.....































Popcorn:














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