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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2009, 11:04:58 AM »
Has he asked for his dressing room to be pure white with Jo Malone candles and Egyptian cotton sheets  and a deep fat fryer of course  ;D
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2009, 11:12:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 07, 2009, 11:04:58 AM
Has he asked for his dressing room to be pure white with Jo Malone candles and Egyptian cotton sheets  and a deep fat fryer of course  ;D

That's not the half of it.
A constant supply of peeled and chipped potatoes complete with max/min measurements of chips.
Fresh Grapes and a handmaiden to peel them for him.
A goat, preferably not chlorinated.


The list is endless.
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2009, 11:13:16 AM »
It's no wonder he got bumped off  whistle:
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2009, 11:15:52 AM »
The Director dun it.  angel1
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2009, 11:17:11 AM »
Can I be the victim please? Being dead seems quite appealing
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2009, 11:19:55 AM »
It can be a mass murder like - a slaughter - a killing spree - a serial killer

I'm liking this idea  eveilgrin:
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2009, 11:21:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 07, 2009, 11:19:55 AM
It can be a mass murder like - a slaughter - a killing spree - a serial killer

I'm liking this idea  eveilgrin:
It will somewhat spoil the thread if we know it is you...  ::)
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2009, 11:22:59 AM »
I haven't said much; I might be dead  rubschin:
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2009, 11:23:39 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 07, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
I haven't said much; I might be dead  rubschin:
Unmask the dead person!
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2009, 11:28:48 AM »
Darwin?
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2009, 11:29:00 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 07, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
I haven't said much; I might be dead  rubschin:
Unmask the dead person!

If I kick the bucket will it be you that dies?
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2009, 11:31:21 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2009, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 07, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
I haven't said much; I might be dead  rubschin:
Unmask the dead person!

If I kick the bucket will it be you that dies?
rubschin:

No, because it is a helmet...  whistle:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2009, 02:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 07, 2009, 11:28:48 AM
Darwin?




Shhh you are supposed to be dead.
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Re: The 'all new' VP Cluedo thread....
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2009, 02:09:48 PM »
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But what about you Miss C - who would you be ??????


I would like to be the maid, all seeing all hearing and a killer of a curtsy. whistle:
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