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Offline Pastis

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Re: How Wenchy would like to die
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 05:33:20 PM »
I bought some new linen trousers today, for hols, like ... stupidly took a guess on the waist size  noooo:

Back they go  redface:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: How Wenchy would like to die
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 05:36:21 PM »
Bang goes the new bikini  noooo:

It's elasticated  lol:
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Re: How Wenchy would like to die
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 05:53:34 PM »
I bought some new linen trousers today, for hols, like ... stupidly took a guess on the waist size  noooo:

Back they go  redface:

Just take them in a bit... like I do  whistle:
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Re: How Wenchy would like to die
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 06:03:55 PM »
 drumroll:

If only ...  lol:
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Re: How Wenchy would like to die
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 06:11:33 PM »
I bought some new linen trousers today, for hols, like ... stupidly took a guess on the waist size  noooo:

Back they go  redface:

It will be the shop /  manufacturer  Pastis not you  ;) - you must continue shopping to buy the size you want - you just need to find the right shop  to get them from whistle:
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Re: How Wenchy would like to die
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 07:26:07 PM »
For years I bought my suits from a tailor in Hong Kong ~ they kept my measurements on file and a phone call would get me a new business suit, made to measure, within three weeks. I just quoted my personal customer number and told them which fabric I wanted. You know the sort of thing "Blue pin stripe three piece, winter weight" or "Linen summer weight two piece" etc ..............

Then ~ suddenly ~ they cut two inches off of all their tape measures.


And two years later they did the same thing again. evil:





They denied it of course.
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