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Dispatches from Bournemouth
« on: July 10, 2009, 02:02:40 PM »
The other 8 stags are currently playing golf. Snakey and me are checking out the bars.

Currently in the Walkabout. On the menu, it mentions the "Boomerang card" it costs 3 quid and then entitles you to 25% off EVERYTHING. Our first round cost 6.20. I bought a boomerang card and the second round was 4.65. For two people.

Now imagine that later on we will be back here - upwards of 10 of us - and by merely presenting the Boomerang card we are going to get a quarter off.

It would have been madness not to purchase one!

And it is transferable - so Snakey can use it in Wimbledon. Corking!

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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 02:04:11 PM »
Assuming you all survive  whistle:
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 02:06:13 PM »
We have only encountered two players of the pink oboe so far.
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 02:10:14 PM »
Never mind, you may get lucky later on
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2009, 02:11:25 PM »
I will give them YOUR phone number ;-)
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2009, 07:31:32 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 10, 2009, 02:06:13 PM
We have only encountered two players of the pink oboe so far.
Any pork piccolo players?  whistle:
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2009, 10:36:57 AM »
Got back from the clubs at 4.45am. Not good.
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2009, 10:38:52 AM »
BAD HEAD?
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2009, 10:45:35 AM »
Not too bad. One of the boys spent over ?300 in the strip club...
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2009, 10:46:05 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2009, 11:27:39 AM »
The groom has a broken hand - caused by punching the best man who had just bitten his ear. One of the party is AWOL and one appears to be coming down with swine flu.
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2009, 11:29:57 AM »
Excellent. It's all going splendidly  happy088
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2009, 11:58:43 AM »
And there is a "friendly" match between Bournemouth and Southampton. The pub we are in was "trashed" last year by Southampton fans and there are police everywhere.
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2009, 12:00:20 PM »
Jolly good. A nice riot will lend some colour to the weekend  happy088
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2009, 12:14:24 PM »
So we have a load of stag and hen parties, a poofs parade and pissed-up football hooligans looking for a fight. Could be interesting!
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