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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2009, 12:22:42 PM »
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2009, 09:32:05 AM »
Being a local I have to say it bounds like your average Bournemouth weekend in June, July or August to me. whistle:
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2009, 09:42:37 AM »
And you moved up North why  rubschin:
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2009, 09:51:36 AM »
Im' not sure if I will go to the pub today and see the remnants that return.

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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2009, 10:34:24 AM »
I imagine TMR will be safely back in Mrs TMR (2B)'s bosom
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2009, 10:37:16 AM »
Don't think we should be too worried about TMR ,  strikes me that he can handle himself - as for the groom to be ,  his fate must be of some concern  scared2:
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2009, 10:42:59 AM »
And you moved up North why  rubschin:

Well I did it in stages ~ Step one was to London (werk related), (previously I had commuted but separation and then divorce took me into London via Milton Keynes ~ too long a story) thence into the Northern Home Counties (Hertfordshire) 'cos who the feck can afford North London prices when you start having kids and a two room flat gets a bit cramped. Final move was due to impending enforced "retirement" and arrival of third child making the terraced cottage just to small for practicality. The lack of future income and curtailment of anticipated pension fund made it imperative that we find a cheaper place to buy thus enabling maximisation of existing assets. I had some capital and we first decided to try to extend existing home and invest in a "holiday" let property which would provide an income. One place, among many, that I looked for such a property was North Wales. Unfortunately Mrs S#2 loved the house we now live in (it is big, halfway up a mountain and has views of Snowdonia and the Irish Sea). TBF I too liked the house and location so we forgot our doubts about the natives and bought it. Took a year to sell the cottage because just at the point of putting it on the market our neighbour started to knock out the front of his cottage and extend so it cost me a bit in bridging finance etc although we did manage to let the cottage for a part of the time which we thought might help the finances a bit (two mortgages is never a good plan) but the remedial work after the tenants left made letting it out an uneconomic decision to have made.
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2009, 11:52:31 AM »
Guinness. Vodka. Aftershocks. Jaegermeister bombs. Black Sambuca. Absinthe. We slept well last night. Now back, drinking Young's. Mrs TMRBB out shopping.

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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2009, 12:08:59 PM »
MMMMmmmm and what about all the goss - I feel there are some vitals missing from that statement  rubschin:

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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2009, 12:18:12 PM »
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2009, 12:32:08 PM »
Nothing too bad Miss D. The groom is still covered in make-up - it was waterproof stuff and we didn't have any make-up remover. There was nearly a fight in the B+B when one of the stags chopped the hair off one of the younger stags (who obviously spends ages perfecting the 'dragged through a bush backwards look') and I was fast asleep by 10pm.

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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2009, 12:42:14 PM »
PM me the real stuff then  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2009, 01:18:30 PM »
Nothing to add really - we are all a bit older and the main discussions were around what restaurant we were going to eat in, rather than how rat-arsed we were going to get and how much fanny we were going to try to infiltrate - like the younger ones do.

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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2009, 04:14:57 PM »
I have a vague recollection of Jagermeister shots on a skiing holiday... lots of them, all different  noooo:

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Re: Dispatches from Bournemouth
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2009, 08:04:04 PM »
The groom to be has been to the horse pickle today - about his hurting hand.  They put it in plaster. He went home. Then he received a phone-call from a surgeon at his hospital insisting he goes in tomorrow to have the broken bones pinned and then put in plaster. How long does that take to fix up? He's getting married in 2 months!

It should be noted that, at about 1am I suggested he went home  angel1