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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2009, 05:34:23 PM »
Talking of avatars when I look at yours I see a bloke with back ache having a pee. Always have always will, unless you change it of course. redface:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2009, 05:55:50 PM »
At last MissC! Someone who gets the subliminal message  lol:  Having a pee on the grockles down below on the beach  lol:

You know, of course it's a genuine picture of a Jacques Tati statue?  cool14:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2009, 06:01:05 PM »
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking...  evil:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2009, 06:07:52 PM »
Glad that you feel so much better for it  angel1
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2009, 06:08:11 PM »
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking...  evil:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2009, 06:08:34 PM »
At last MissC! Someone who gets the subliminal message  lol:  Having a pee on the grockles down below on the beach  lol:

You know, of course it's a genuine picture of a Jacques Tati statue?  cool14:


Of course... char048 redface:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2009, 06:09:33 PM »
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking...  evil:

What surgery did you have this time  rubschin:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2009, 06:10:14 PM »
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking...  evil:

What surgery did you have this time  rubschin:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2009, 06:11:52 PM »
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking...  evil:


Where did you go Paphos?  Cheap plastic cosmetic surgery there or so I am told. ;)
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2009, 07:34:36 PM »
Bah! I did not have surgery!  cussing:

I don't need it...  angel1
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2009, 07:35:57 PM »
That wasn't the consultants opinion though was it  lol:
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2009, 08:18:30 PM »
That wasn't the consultants opinion though was it  lol:


I think the consultant mentioned bottox to the shins just as a starter!
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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2009, 09:58:47 PM »
I have been on holiday so there.... and yes, I did have a nice time thanks for asking...  evil:

What surgery did you have this time  rubschin:

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Re: If BM has a holiday
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2009, 07:02:02 AM »
That wasn't the consultants opinion though was it  lol:


I think the consultant mentioned bottox to the shins just as a starter!
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Shins you say?  scared2:

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