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Offline Pastis

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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2009, 05:20:43 PM »
Lashed, you say?  rubschin:  Not a bad idea  ;)
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2009, 05:33:56 PM »
Oh yes deffo 'lashed' 
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2009, 07:05:42 PM »
What's the point? He's just washed his mouth out with Dettol...  ::)
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2009, 07:27:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2009, 07:05:42 PM
What's the point? He's just washed his mouth out with Dettol...  ::)

How do you know?
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 05:42:56 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 12, 2009, 07:27:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2009, 07:05:42 PM
What's the point? He's just washed his mouth out with Dettol...  ::)

How do you know?
You told him to...  ::)
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2009, 05:50:29 AM »
Indeed I did but not many people do what I tell them to. Shrugs:
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2009, 02:52:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 13, 2009, 05:50:29 AM
Indeed I did, but not many people do what I tell them to.
I'm not so sure.

Still trying to remove your bunch of roses from my rectum.  redface:
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2009, 06:17:37 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2009, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 13, 2009, 05:50:29 AM
Indeed I did, but not many people do what I tell them to.
I'm not so sure.

Still trying to remove your bunch of roses from my rectum.  redface:


Please tell me that at the very least you inserted them stem end first, given the time delay the pain will be minimal. noooo:
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Re: A bit of sun and a lack of shirt
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 08:21:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 13, 2009, 06:17:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2009, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 13, 2009, 05:50:29 AM
Indeed I did, but not many people do what I tell them to.
I'm not so sure.

Still trying to remove your bunch of roses from my rectum.  redface:


Please tell me that at the very least you inserted them stem end first, given the time delay the pain will be minimal. noooo:
noooo:
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