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Offline Nick

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Pastis up the Baltics
« on: July 13, 2009, 09:24:51 AM »
We have not paid enough attention to his trip to the lands of the nubile blondes, distracted perhaps by Miss D's forthcoming trip to the land of terrorism and food poisoning..

I wonder what can possibly go wrong  rubschin:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 09:28:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
I wonder what can possibly go wrong  rubschin:

It doesn't bear thinking about.  noooo:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 09:30:26 AM »
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 02:14:56 PM »
Thanks!  ::)
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 02:20:11 PM »
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 02:21:45 PM »
That's more like it  ;)
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 02:23:23 PM »
 rubschin:


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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 04:49:37 PM »
I have been reunited with my trousers ~ phew! I can now Carry On Packing.
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 06:01:59 PM »
I note from an Important News Update that passengers will be required to undergo a new, stringent medical questionnaire  eeek:

Apparently I will be subjected to this around 1:00pm tomorrow  scared2:

Any advice will be considered...
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2009, 06:05:15 PM »
Eschew the anal probe  happy088
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 06:08:02 PM »
Under any known allergies list ugly and uninteresting people and also standard class accommodation  whistle:

Suggest you say you are all up to date with your vaccinations including Tamiflu  whistle:

Emergency contacts - Nick - he's bound to be a rock in a crisis  scared2:

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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 06:15:14 PM »
So that's anal probe eschewed... tick

Allergies: horrid people and 2nd class cabins... tick
I think I might also include camp entertainment officers and surly stewards  rubschin:

Emergency contacts have already been given, so Nick's off the hook there
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2009, 06:24:14 PM »
Avoid gays!
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2009, 06:37:12 PM »
No.

Much better to greet them with a smile and a piercing look that says "I'll crush your nuts so hard that your eyes'll pop out of their manicured sockets! Oh, and mine's a pint of best while you're there!"  razz:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2009, 06:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 13, 2009, 06:37:12 PM
No.

Much better to greet them with a smile and a piercing look that says "I'll crush your nuts so hard that your eyes'll pop out of their manicured sockets! Oh, and mine's a pint of best while you're there!"  razz:


Umm isn't that just playing into their hands, as it were?
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