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Quote from: Pastis on July 13, 2009, 06:37:12 PMNo.Much better to greet them with a smile and a piercing look that says "I'll crush your nuts so hard that your eyes'll pop out of their manicured sockets! Oh, and mine's a pint of best while you're there!" Umm isn't that just playing into their hands, as it were?
No.Much better to greet them with a smile and a piercing look that says "I'll crush your nuts so hard that your eyes'll pop out of their manicured sockets! Oh, and mine's a pint of best while you're there!"
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B**ch."
Nick - he's bound to be a rock in a crisis
Just received some info on my fellow travellers. 10 adults and 14 children in all, of the ten adults 8 are women. Roll on the yummy mummy tour.
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 07:30:54 AMJust received some info on my fellow travellers. 10 adults and 14 children in all, of the ten adults 8 are women. Roll on the yummy mummy tour. How dare another bloke go though eh
