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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2009, 08:18:22 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 07:30:54 AM
Just received some info on my fellow travellers. 10 adults and 14 children in all, of the ten adults 8 are women. Roll on the yummy mummy tour.   eyes:
With a bit of luck the women will have one mature child each and the other bloke will have 5 toddlers to look after.  eyes:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2009, 08:19:44 AM »
Noooooooooooooooooo, they will come over all maternal then and help the wretched man  noooo:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2009, 08:23:52 AM »
I would guess that the children will on average be a bit older than the ones on the beach holidays, it being a cruise.
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2009, 08:28:11 AM »
A pubescent shaggerama then. Jolly good  happy088
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2009, 08:31:13 AM »
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2009, 08:32:31 AM »
Someting tells me that Uncle had not considered this possibility  whistle:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2009, 08:36:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:32:31 AM
Someting tells me that Uncle had not considered this possibility  whistle:
It looks that way.  noooo:

If the olive-skinned crew don't get the girl, the pierced and shaved boy-monkeys will.

You can get chastity belts with floatation devices you know.
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2009, 08:39:56 AM »
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2009, 08:40:58 AM »
It'll all be going on in the lifeboats. Orgies, drinking parties, heavy petting, the lot. The kids will have a great time
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2009, 08:43:37 AM »
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2009, 08:44:48 AM »
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2009, 08:45:26 AM »
I think Uncle deserves his own thread...  whistle:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2009, 11:18:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2009, 07:24:13 AM
Well, it looks like he has gone off to the land of the midnight blonde. Maybe he should try to bring an -ova back for Uncle



Ova.The plural of ovum, female sex cell or gamete.  Why on earth would uncle want an egg? noooo:
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2009, 11:19:51 AM »
I think we have been over this ground before  ::)
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Re: Pastis up the Baltics
« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2009, 11:21:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2009, 11:19:51 AM
I think we have been over this ground before  ::)

No, that was Onan.
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