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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #120 on: July 22, 2009, 02:35:37 PM »
Prolly more in a 'beamed up' manner.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #121 on: July 22, 2009, 02:38:27 PM »
I once caught a train at Waterloo. I was in uniform, as one did back then. An old lady said "Do you know my son? .... He is in the RAF".

"Me, him and 350,000 others madam" I replied
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #122 on: July 25, 2009, 06:39:20 AM »
What has this got to do with my holiday like?

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #123 on: July 25, 2009, 06:48:52 AM »
Err nothing really.

You are up early.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #124 on: July 25, 2009, 06:53:33 AM »
Hour ahead.

Just arrived at Livorno, the ship makes an awful racket when docking so I got up and had breakfast. Off to Pisa this afternoon.

It's going to be a quiet morning lazing about. We were in Rome yesterday and it took a lot out of us. Very hot and very tiring but worth the visit. 
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #125 on: July 25, 2009, 06:57:08 AM »
Sounds good to me. 8)

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #126 on: July 25, 2009, 06:59:31 AM »
Holiday's going great. happy088
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #127 on: July 25, 2009, 07:03:40 AM »
Glad to hear it Uncle.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #128 on: July 25, 2009, 10:10:37 AM »
Gatwick...  ::)
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #129 on: July 25, 2009, 10:16:40 AM »
Sounds all very positive to me  rubschin:   - what's he hiding  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #130 on: July 25, 2009, 12:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2009, 10:16:40 AM
Sounds all very positive to me  rubschin:   - what's he hiding  lol:
Hmmmm.. I also detect a secret lurking.

Perhaps one of the yummies went to see the Golden Rivet with him?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #131 on: July 25, 2009, 07:09:05 PM »
I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today  whistle:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #132 on: July 25, 2009, 07:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 25, 2009, 07:09:05 PM
I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today  whistle:
Do you think UM has met up with Shelley Winters?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #133 on: July 25, 2009, 07:28:10 PM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol: shutup:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #134 on: July 25, 2009, 07:50:43 PM »
And that Miss D is hoping Omar Sharif turns up? OK, he's 77, but rich and available and beggars can't be choosers
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