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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #135 on: July 27, 2009, 04:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2009, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 25, 2009, 07:09:05 PM
I see that The Poseidon Adventure is on the box today  whistle:
Do you think UM has met up with Shelley Winters?

Many of the women on board are carrying extra ballast.  eeek:

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #136 on: July 27, 2009, 04:46:58 PM »
'tis a bit quiet on here.

Cap'n just announced that we leaving Mahon. Next stop Palma and the plane home.  cry:

It's been a great holiday, only the occasional fractious moment with the children.

No shagging  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #137 on: July 27, 2009, 04:48:22 PM »
You, them?

Please specify.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #138 on: July 27, 2009, 04:51:04 PM »
None of us.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #139 on: July 27, 2009, 05:07:52 PM »
Thank you. ;D

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #140 on: July 27, 2009, 05:20:43 PM »
I really must read this whole thread at some point  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #141 on: July 27, 2009, 06:01:39 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:51:04 PM
None of us.
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Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #142 on: July 27, 2009, 06:02:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:51:04 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #143 on: July 27, 2009, 06:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:51:04 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
Any port in a storm eh?  eyes:












Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like!  happy001
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #144 on: July 27, 2009, 06:35:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:51:04 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
Any port in a storm eh?  eyes:


Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like!  happy001

Indeed you did, not to mention the clever Freudian undertone of a port as a place of entry.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #145 on: July 27, 2009, 06:36:33 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 06:35:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 27, 2009, 04:51:04 PM
None of us.
happy100

Still, there'll be a party on the last night eh, EH?  eyes:

Ballast and Barnacle party prolly.  noooo:
Any port in a storm eh?  eyes:


Did you see what I did there, did you, did you? Port in a storm and he is on a cruise like!  happy001

Indeed you did, not to mention the clever Freudian undertone of a port as a place of entry.
Oh yes!  eyes:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #146 on: July 27, 2009, 08:05:38 PM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #147 on: July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM »
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #148 on: July 27, 2009, 09:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
Pulling rank eh?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #149 on: July 28, 2009, 06:02:57 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:
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