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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:46 AM »
We are drifting off topic  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2009, 07:43:27 AM »
We are simply providing Uncle with options and precautionary tales . So that he maintains his dignity and impartiality and does not come back with a different avatart  ;)
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2009, 07:49:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 15, 2009, 07:43:27 AM
We are simply providing Uncle with options and precautionary tales . So that he maintains his dignity and impartiality and does not come back with a different avatart  ;)
Or a grandfather voucher...
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2009, 07:54:22 AM »
A babby  cloud9:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2009, 08:25:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2009, 07:36:46 AM
We are drifting off topic  noooo:



There is a topic?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2009, 08:26:44 AM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2009, 09:03:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 15, 2009, 08:25:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2009, 07:36:46 AM
We are drifting off topic  noooo:
There is a topic?
Is it still called that or has it changed, like Marathon to Snickers?

I find it all very confusing.  redface:

Apparently Opal Fruits had to change name because it offended Gay Car salesmen.

The world has gone mad  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2009, 10:02:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 14, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

When my eldest boy went on a lads holiday I bought him a couple of packs. My yougest son saw me putting them in his suitcase, roared with laughter & told me that all the lads had been to the family planning clinic where they were given handfuls free. At least they were being sensible.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2009, 10:07:10 AM »
Don't they call them Rubber Johnnies any more...?  redface:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2009, 10:09:01 AM »
One of my best mates is a sexual health advisor - she has boxes of the bloody things  noooo:

She is threatening to bring some over for the Brat soon - much to The Brat's acute embarrassment  eveilgrin:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2009, 11:06:18 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 15, 2009, 10:09:01 AM
One of my best mates is a sexual health advisor - she has boxes of the bloody things  noooo:

What, rubber johnnies?  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2009, 11:45:03 AM »
that'll be them  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2009, 03:59:51 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2009, 09:03:53 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 15, 2009, 08:25:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 15, 2009, 07:36:46 AM
We are drifting off topic  noooo:
There is a topic?
Is it still called that or has it changed, like Marathon to Snickers?

I find it all very confusing.  redface:

Apparently Opal Fruits had to change name because it offended Gay Car salesmen.

The world has gone mad  noooo:



Indeed it has DS indeed it has. surrender:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2009, 04:22:43 PM »
Getting back on topic:

Man Overboard!

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #44 on: July 15, 2009, 04:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 15, 2009, 04:22:43 PM
Getting back on topic:

Man Overboard!

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And you presumably are cruising with   Carnival
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