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Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« on: July 14, 2009, 08:50:25 AM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2009, 08:51:18 AM »
Much better...  happy088

I wonder if they have Intermong on the ship...?  rubschin:
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2009, 08:51:55 AM »
He'll be too busy keeping tabs on the kids  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2009, 08:52:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2009, 08:51:55 AM
He'll be too busy keeping tabs on the kids  noooo:
Do they smoke then...?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2009, 08:53:15 AM »
Oh they will be doing  whistle:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2009, 08:56:54 AM »
They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.

I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.

Shame really  ;)   
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2009, 08:57:41 AM »
This is going to be entertaining  Popcorn:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2009, 09:00:14 AM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2009, 09:52:31 AM »
 When does he go?


I hear they have had to fumigate Pastis' ship, like   whistle:




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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2009, 11:05:50 AM »
Was that before or after he had been on it? whistle:
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2009, 03:03:59 PM »
I wonder if the kids are secretly packing fun stuff  rubschin:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2009, 03:44:33 PM »
Packing - It's a week away yet, got to buy a new suitcase first.

Oddly, I had a text from daughter earlier enquiring if her brother was having his own suitcase (she has had her own for a couple of years)   rubschin:
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2009, 03:46:36 PM »
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2009, 03:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 03:44:33 PM
Packing - It's a week away yet, got to buy a new suitcase first.

Oddly, I had a text from daughter earlier enquiring if her brother was having his own suitcase (she has had her own for a couple of years)   rubschin:

That's worrying  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2009, 03:52:39 PM »
She's just being sensible. Probably.
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