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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2009, 03:53:18 PM »
Of course, of course



































He's deluded
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2009, 03:55:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 14, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2009, 03:55:43 PM »
Pesky sand  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2009, 03:57:24 PM »
Gets everywhere  tunble:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2009, 03:58:15 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 06:22:46 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 08:56:54 AM
They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.

I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.

Shame really  ;)   

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 07:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 14, 2009, 06:22:46 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2009, 08:56:54 AM
They have internet. I shall endeavour to send dispatches.

I have no worries about my children, they are as sensible as their mother and father.

Shame really  ;)   

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Most certainly...  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 08:17:50 PM »
The whole thing is a juvenile sexual adventure disaster waiting to happen  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 08:26:42 PM »
Never mind - we will be here to offer consolation and solace upon his return  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 09:39:50 PM »
especially if he gets sand under his 'weapon'
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2009, 03:06:19 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 14, 2009, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 14, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:


 eeek: You were issued with my daughters?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2009, 06:05:13 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 15, 2009, 03:06:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 14, 2009, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 14, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:


 eeek: You were issued with my daughters?

lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2009, 07:05:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 15, 2009, 06:05:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 15, 2009, 03:06:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 14, 2009, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 14, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
One of my daughters  was  mortified when I packed condoms for her on a trip to Vietnam she was 17 and away from home, had one hell of a time and thanked me afterwards. redface:

We used to be issued with them to keep the sand out of our weapons  whistle:


 eeek: You were issued with my daughters?

lol: lol: lol:

One never knows  eyes:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2009, 07:07:09 AM »
That would have been just before you were neutered then would it  rubschin:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2009, 07:09:40 AM »
I regained custody when I got divorced. whistle:
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