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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #75 on: July 18, 2009, 01:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2009, 01:22:42 PM
Something will deffo go wrong  noooo:
Deffo...  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #76 on: July 18, 2009, 07:29:57 PM »
Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.

We shall have a f...ing good time.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #77 on: July 18, 2009, 08:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2009, 07:29:57 PM
Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.

We shall have a f...ing good time.
Of course...  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #78 on: July 19, 2009, 08:40:27 AM »
The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.

Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #79 on: July 19, 2009, 08:53:27 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2009, 07:29:57 PM
Your Cassandra words have no effect on me.

We shall have a f...ing good time.

Especially the kids  eyes:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #80 on: July 19, 2009, 08:55:03 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2009, 08:40:27 AM
The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.

Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.

Poor innocent child  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #81 on: July 19, 2009, 09:10:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2009, 08:55:03 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2009, 08:40:27 AM
The holiday rep is going to see if they can get the tickets ready to be given to us as as soon as we arrive. Means we can check in and still have time to eat before the flight.

Having used them for a number of holidays I have every confidence.

Poor innocent child  noooo:
It is so sad....  sad24:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #82 on: July 21, 2009, 08:42:11 AM »
I wonder what happened, like
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #83 on: July 21, 2009, 09:00:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:42:11 AM
I wonder what happened, like
Two weeks at the North terminal prolly...  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #84 on: July 22, 2009, 07:23:45 AM »
They could go for a ride on the Shuttle once a day, for a treat like
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #85 on: July 22, 2009, 07:24:10 AM »
Oh yea of little faith. No problems at the airport, picked up tickets, board plane, flew to Palma. Hour and half to collect bags though - power cut.

The ship - bit like Butlins afloat to be honest. Not quite what I expected. Cabin is tiny! Still, I don't intend to spend much time there.

Shame about the the yummy mummies though  eeek: Only the two from Manchester pass muster  rubschin:

The one other father is Irish, from Dublin and we've already been hitting the bar together.

Anyway, short visit, lifeboat drill soon.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #86 on: July 22, 2009, 07:25:55 AM »
Attack of claustrophobia for sure  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #87 on: July 22, 2009, 07:27:55 AM »
Probably.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #88 on: July 22, 2009, 07:29:57 AM »
Still at Gatwick...  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #89 on: July 22, 2009, 07:33:19 AM »
 noooo: You can check my address surely?

The internet connection is slow though.

Might drop in from time to time.
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