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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #90 on: July 22, 2009, 07:43:11 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2009, 07:33:19 AM
noooo: You can check my address surely?



Uncle Mort: all at sea?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #91 on: July 22, 2009, 07:55:41 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2009, 07:33:19 AM
noooo: You can check my address surely?

The internet connection is slow though.

Might drop in from time to time.
I could check... but where would the fun be in that?  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #92 on: July 22, 2009, 08:07:43 AM »
He could send us a virtual post card couldn't he?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #93 on: July 22, 2009, 08:35:24 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
He could send us a virtual post card couldn't he?
From the North terminal like...?  lol:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #94 on: July 22, 2009, 09:05:53 AM »




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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #95 on: July 22, 2009, 09:09:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 09:05:53 AM




Wonderful picture Miss C.
You can almost smell the kerosene and hear the jolly Bangladeshi banter of the baggage handlers.


Makes a change from molluscs I suppose.
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« Reply #96 on: July 22, 2009, 09:31:57 AM »
Ummm the smell of aviation fuel... cloud9:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #97 on: July 22, 2009, 11:34:00 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 09:31:57 AM
Ummm the smell of aviation fuel... cloud9:
Napalm in the morning....
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #98 on: July 22, 2009, 01:25:05 PM »
 cloud9: 10pm tonight on More4.

Engineering Britain's Superweapons.  Three parts commencing tonight with the V- bombers.  It's going to be very interesting veiwing IMHO.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #99 on: July 22, 2009, 01:26:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 22, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
cloud9: 10pm tonight on More4.

Engineering Britain's Superweapons.  Three parts commencing tonight with the V- bombers.  It's going to be very interesting veiwing IMHO.
Interesting but ultimately quite sad...?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #100 on: July 22, 2009, 01:26:52 PM »
Ta, I like that Vulcan the best  cloud9:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #101 on: July 22, 2009, 01:28:11 PM »
Anyhooo....

What has this got to do with Uncle being stranded at the north terminal with only the occasional shuttle excursion for entertainment...?  rubschin:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #102 on: July 22, 2009, 01:30:47 PM »
He has taken up carpet bombing?

To pass the time, like
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #103 on: July 22, 2009, 01:32:22 PM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #104 on: July 22, 2009, 01:34:42 PM »
I touched one once  cloud9:

Also memories of Thunderball  cloud9:

And Lincolnshire  cloud9:
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