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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #150 on: July 28, 2009, 08:01:16 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2009, 06:02:57 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #151 on: July 28, 2009, 08:34:18 AM »
Thar she blows!
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #152 on: July 28, 2009, 08:53:55 AM »
Avast behind !











Where is Wenchy BTW?
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #153 on: July 28, 2009, 08:54:52 AM »
Shedding her skin like a snake I imagine
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #154 on: July 28, 2009, 11:56:12 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 08:01:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2009, 06:02:57 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #155 on: July 28, 2009, 12:02:51 PM »
I didn't even get to mention tug boats <snigger> yet  Shrugs:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #156 on: July 28, 2009, 12:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 28, 2009, 12:02:51 PM
I didn't even get to mention tug boats <snigger> yet  Shrugs:
You would be tossed over the side if you did.  evil:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #157 on: July 28, 2009, 12:23:26 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 08:01:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2009, 06:02:57 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:


What exactly is BM doing with Kenneth's Horne? eeek:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #158 on: July 28, 2009, 12:28:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 28, 2009, 12:23:26 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 08:01:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2009, 06:02:57 AM
Quote from: Pastis on July 27, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
I will check with Unc about safety drill when he gets back; for the first time we had to actually file out, hand on shoulder to the lifeboats and stand to attention awaiting instruction  eeek:

The Captain, a Russian, then addressed us; I think someone said his name was Captain Djherkov  whistle:
I was watching some death crash disaster programme on Discovery the other day about a cruise ship sinking...

By the time some of the passengers had got to the boat deck the captain and crew were pulling away (snigger) in one of the life boats...  noooo:

What happened to going down (snigger) with your ship?  Shrugs:

All right, calm down.

This Kenneth Horne frenzy will cause even more hair loss you know.  noooo:


What exactly is BM doing with Kenneth's Horne? eeek:
Best a sweet, innocent girl doesn't know dear...  noooo:












I'll PM you shall I...?  happy001
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #159 on: July 28, 2009, 12:39:53 PM »
If you must.
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #160 on: July 28, 2009, 12:44:19 PM »
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #161 on: July 28, 2009, 12:46:52 PM »
Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #162 on: July 28, 2009, 12:47:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 28, 2009, 12:46:52 PM
Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
It isn't the first of the month yet...  noooo:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #163 on: July 28, 2009, 11:13:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2009, 12:47:40 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 28, 2009, 12:46:52 PM
Just make sure that you wash your hands first....Please ;)
It isn't the first of the month yet...  noooo:

One should sanitise at every available opportunity we're told. I'm sure Uncle M will concur on his return  whistle:
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Re: Uncle Mort's holiday disasters and shagging thread
« Reply #164 on: July 29, 2009, 01:01:01 AM »
Has he been in a sanatorium then?   eeek:

The whole cruise thing was just a ruse? eeek:

Where is the straightjacket emoticon when you need it? scared2:
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