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Offline Nick

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The Munchies
« on: July 16, 2009, 12:50:43 PM »
I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.

Could I be pregnant?  eeek:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 12:58:42 PM »
There are various possibilities but pregnancy is not one of them.

It could however be: Type 2 Diabetes, Over active Thyroid, Greed, Boredom.
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 12:59:10 PM »
I am on my second bowl  redface:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2009, 01:10:23 PM »
The fly up your nostril requires a sugar fix  whistle:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 01:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2009, 12:59:10 PM
I am on my second bowl  redface:

Greed then
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2009, 01:13:05 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2009, 01:10:23 PM
The fly up your nostril requires a sugar fix  whistle:
That's about the answer on which I was working.
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2009, 01:30:18 PM »
Now I am craving fizzy frinks  noooo:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 01:52:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2009, 01:30:18 PM
Now I am craving fizzy frinks  noooo:

What about dog poo? Are you strangely attracted to it?
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2009, 01:58:40 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2009, 01:52:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2009, 01:30:18 PM
Now I am craving fizzy frinks  noooo:

What about dog poo? Are you strangely attracted to it?
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2009, 01:59:56 PM »
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2009, 02:03:39 PM »
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2009, 02:07:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2009, 12:50:43 PM
I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.

Could I be pregnant?  eeek:


Have you been shagging?
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2009, 02:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 02:07:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2009, 12:50:43 PM
I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just keep going to the kitchen and exploring snack options. I have settled on some of the Boy's Sugar Puffs, which I wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.

Could I be pregnant?  eeek:


Have you been shagging?

You haven't met Mrs. Nick then?
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2009, 04:10:21 PM »
Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick,  I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:










Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 04:26:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick,  I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:


Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.

He'd only get splinters.  noooo:
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