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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 04:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
Nooo but then I didn't specify Mrs nick,  I seem to recall that there have been several instances where Nick came close to shagging. noooo:










Makes him sound like a randy leg humping dog.


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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2009, 04:38:38 PM »
You've been trying to hump Mrs Nick's leg?  Shame on you. ;)
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 04:43:09 PM »
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 05:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2009, 05:08:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2009, 05:05:27 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me

Speak to me Nick
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2009, 05:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 17, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
It is no secret that Mrs Nick has very short legs  whistle:


















What you might call a low down bum ~ if Nick will forgive me




Ommm I'm telling on you.
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2009, 05:23:16 PM »
Mrs S#1 was the same height as Mrs Nick ~ as Nick well knows.
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2009, 05:32:48 PM »
 eeek: Good grief they are not one and the same are they. scared2:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2009, 05:50:15 PM »
We have, in the past, conjectured that they might well be related. Both have the ability to cook toast just by breathing on the bread and have a way of speaking to one on the phone that causes one's ear to get frost bite.

You know the expression "If looks could kill" ~ we are convinced they are possessed of that power, tho' as yet neither has put it fully to the test. Comparing notes we discovered that they do specialise in glances that can cause a man's scrotum to shrivel faster than an ice cold shower.
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2009, 05:54:00 PM »
Ice cold showers shrivel?  No wonder BM had so many problems with his fixtures and fittings.
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2009, 06:14:38 PM »
I'm not sure what all this has to do with the Munchies  whistle:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2009, 08:19:33 PM »
You seem...  Nick thinks...humping Mrs Nick.... Oh I am confused. surrender:


I give you a recent picture of Nick...



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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2009, 10:44:32 AM »
What is this shite?
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2009, 10:53:32 AM »
Nick is here!  cloud9:
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Re: The Munchies
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2009, 04:39:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2009, 10:53:32 AM
Nick is here!  cloud9:

What on earth is he doing there I thought that he was at home being bizzy getting pissed. whistle:
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