1. Taoism - Shit happens.
2. Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
3. Hindusim - This shit happened before.
4. Islam - If shit happens, take a hostage.
5. Zen - What is the sound of shit happening?
6. Buddhism - When shit happens, is it really shit?
7. Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens".
8. 7th Day Adventist - Shit happens on Saturdays.
9. Protestantism - Shit won't happen if I work harder.
10. Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it.
11. Jehova's Witness - Knock, knock, "Shit happens!"
12. Unitarian - What is this shit?
13. Mormon - Shit happens again and again and again.
14. Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to me?
15. Oracalism - I see shit in your future.
16. Southern Baptistism - It's shit ... HALLELUJAH!
17. Scientology - Aw shit, it's Tom Cruise again.
18. Rastafarianism - What the fuck ....... Let's smoke this shit!
Personally I go with 18
