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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: My Quandary
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 03:47:07 PM »
I'd correct the errors.

Being kind maybe his background isn't English but some other subject.

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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2009, 03:49:15 PM »
English is his first language although he can speak Welsh but that is a prerequisite of the job hereabouts.
His subject is Maths (BSc) BUT he is 52 years old so should know better.

I'll correct it and no one but us will know.
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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 03:50:19 PM »
I'd correct the errors.

Being kind maybe his background isn't English but some other subject.

Just so, Mort.

He's probably an MA (Lagos)
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Re: My Quandary
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 03:53:56 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2009, 02:53:56 PM »
I have been talking to my emigrating neighbour. He was having a rant about estate agents. The one who came yesterday (she came to our house first by mistake  noooo:) asked him how old the house was. 'About 1720,' he said.

She wrote, 'Victorian'  noooo:
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2009, 03:20:18 PM »
Where is that "Despair" emoticon when you need it.  noooo:


Still given history teaching methods these days I suppose we should be grateful she didn't write Roman.
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2009, 05:14:00 PM »
It's here Snoops, count me in....




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Re: My Quandary
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2009, 01:56:31 PM »
Oh hum! They both seemed ok to me, but I am Welsh and living in Brum

In the great scheme of things does it really matter, did he get his message across?

Do post like this frighten off the guests, those that are afraid their grammar might be questioned?

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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2009, 02:04:58 PM »
Shouldn't that be

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Re: My Quandary
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2009, 02:09:04 PM »
Did it get the message across?

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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2009, 02:10:32 PM »
That you are confused?

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« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2009, 02:13:29 PM »
I think that is the point GOS ~ Poor use of English in letters from the Headteacher does not inspire confidence.
The problem is that there are many, like me, who cringe at his lax grammar and wonder if this indicates that the school will be content to allow such matters to drift by without correction thus perpetuating the problem for future generations.

For example one of his pupils has been privately coached by Mrs S#2 to enable him to attain a grade 'C' or better in GCSE English. Failure to gain a 'C' at his FOURTH attempt in this very simple examination would have meant that his employers (British Aerospace) would have thrown him off his apprenticeship. Thus far the lad had managed an 'F', an 'E' and another 'E'.
Now his employer's patience had run out and two years into the apprenticeship they were about to throw him overboard ~ to what? Who knows? A labouring job at best or a lifetime on the dole.

The biggest problem we had (yes we both worked with him) was to teach him that there are two sorts of English ~ One you use in conversation and one in which you write. It took months to convince him that whilst he might get away with saying "I wouldn't of" he must write "I would not have". He simply could or would not see the difference. BTW when writing "I wouldn't of" he actually wrote "I wooden of".

Now this is something that the school should have sorted out years ago but they had failed the boy all the way. For his entire school career not one teacher had bothered to correct this basic problem. Twelve wasted years then. The upside of my tale is that he did get a 'C' grade and his job was saved.

It is not just Nick, DS or me that minds ~ it is the people who employ them that really care about these things but under "modern" teaching methods "it doesn't matter as long as the child is allowed to express himself". Red ink must not be used to mark or correct written work.
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Re: My Quandary
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2009, 02:15:15 PM »
Wot he said

I was talking to a woman last night who was an A level examiner. She once taught a load of kids (aged 18) about the correct use of apostrophes (possession and contraction). ONe was off to Oxford. After that class the gerl said, 'Why has no one ever explained this to me before?'

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Re: My Quandary
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2009, 02:59:10 PM »
Do post like this frighten off the guests, those that are afraid their grammar might be questioned?

I do hope not.  redface:

Certainly I never say anything out of malice and you will note that I usually spare members who might think it was done out of snobbery.

I reserve my comments for those who should, and probably do, know better and probably just made a typographical error or used poor construction which can be used to comic effect.
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2009, 03:19:17 PM »
Everyone then  evil:
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