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Clairvoyance
« on: July 20, 2009, 01:10:50 PM »
There are mushrooms growing in the lawn, I may be going on a trip later well, either that or dying 8)
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 01:11:29 PM »
Fry them with garlic
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 01:13:13 PM »
Will the garlic drive out the toxins?
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 01:14:07 PM »
Will the garlic drive out the toxins?
No.... it will cover the smell of your rotting corpse...  whistle:
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Re: Clairvoyance
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 01:19:22 PM »
 sad24: I shall expect flowers and a few NICE words. evil:
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 01:20:13 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2009, 01:23:00 PM »
sad24: I shall expect flowers and a few NICE words. evil:
Of course... that goes without saying...  whistle:
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2009, 01:32:53 PM »
But...but... if it goes without saying it won't be said. evil:
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2009, 01:40:30 PM »
I posted some nice words. See also: mellifluous
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 01:52:38 PM »
But...but... if it goes without saying it won't be said. evil:
But you won't know...  whistle:
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2009, 02:01:19 PM »
Exactly. She will be dead or in a coma.  razz:
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Re: Clairvoyance
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 02:04:41 PM »
I've seen the film, Ghost,  I have a pottery wheel here, just in case like, and of course I am a woman and a mother therefore I WILL KNOW. noooo:
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 02:06:31 PM »
You could make yer own urn!
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Re: Clairvoyance
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 02:13:32 PM »
You could make yer own urn!
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Now there's a thought... I shall make it in the shape of a bottle of Pinot Grigio. cloud9:
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Re: Clairvoyance
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2009, 02:48:36 PM »
I dream of Genie in a pale green bottle  whistle:

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