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Unwelcome poo
« on: July 21, 2009, 08:45:48 AM »
Driven nearly insane by the two sets of workmen with their noisy tools and two radios tuned to different stations I went up to the garden. Someone has had a shit in the middle of my lawn  eeek:  sick2:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 08:59:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
Driven nearly insane by the two sets of workmen with their noisy tools and two radios tuned to different stations I went up to the garden. Someone has had a shit in the middle of my lawn  eeek:  sick2:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 09:11:00 AM »
So pleased you find it amusing  evil:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2009, 09:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
Driven nearly insane by the two sets of workmen with their noisy tools and two radios tuned to different stations I went up to the garden. Someone has had a shit in the middle of my lawn  eeek:  sick2:


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My mind is all of a boggle regarding the builders with noisy tools. eeek:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2009, 09:39:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:11:00 AM
So pleased you find it amusing  evil:
It is prolly your new French mademoiselle.... they do stuff like that... the French like....  noooo:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2009, 09:40:57 AM »
Someone or (more likely) something ?
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2009, 09:41:42 AM »
Something very big  scared2:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2009, 09:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:41:42 AM
Something very big  scared2:
How big is the mademoiselle...?

 rubschin:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 11:11:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2009, 09:44:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2009, 09:41:42 AM
Something very big  scared2:
How big is the mademoiselle...?

 rubschin:
Better do a DNA check on the poo. Snip a hair from her armpit for comparison.
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 11:22:40 AM »
Sir,

Regarding your choice of thread title ~ Is any poo welcome?

Yours pedantically
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2009, 11:25:19 AM »
To the chronically constipated I imagine it would be  rubschin:
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2009, 11:35:20 AM »
Good point ~ well made. ;)
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2009, 01:56:23 PM »
May I also point out that certain varieties of poo are much sought after in the agricultural world.
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 02:07:17 PM »
It's in the post
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Re: Unwelcome poo
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 02:13:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2009, 01:56:23 PM
May I also point out that certain varieties of poo are much sought after in the agricultural world.

That's manuuuaar lad ~ very different.

(Took us years to get my father to call it that ~ He had a saying connected to the use of manure "Adam was the man, shit was the gardener")
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