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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2009, 05:12:53 PM »
I explained it away, like


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This is going to be a good one I can feel it in my bones.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2009, 05:13:20 PM »
I explained it away, like
Spontaneous combustion perchance...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2009, 05:14:23 PM »
Have I told you about my wasps nest?
Is that a euphemism...?  rubschin:

Nooo noooo:  I have a wasp's nest in the roof of the porch not the brightest idea to spray the entrance with fly killer. redface:
You should have tried Dettol Kitchen Spray - they hate that!  eveilgrin:
I want to get rid of them not just wind them up a bit. evil:


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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2009, 05:15:54 PM »
That sounds good in theory but there are millions of them.  I am a whimp at heart. scared2:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2009, 05:17:23 PM »
That sounds good in theory but there are millions of them.  I am a whimp at heart. scared2:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2009, 05:21:44 PM »
I shall get some tomorrow, if I get stung on your head be it.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2009, 05:38:13 PM »
I shall get some tomorrow, if I get stung on your head be it.
Well, the sting won't be on my head will it...?  ::)
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2009, 05:39:47 PM »
Personally Miss C, if I were you, I'd call in an expert. Shut the doors and windows and leave him to it. It'll cost about ?30 but you'll be rid of the little buggers and he takes all the risks.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2009, 05:53:02 PM »
Personally Miss C, if I were you, I'd call in an expert. Shut the doors and windows and leave him to it. It'll cost about ?30 but you'll be rid of the little buggers and he takes all the risks.
We called the 'experts' when we had a wasps nest in the loft of our house in Maidenhead...

After about five minutes the 'expert' came tumbling down the loft hatch and ran out of the house never to be seen again...  noooo:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2009, 05:57:13 PM »
What had he found?
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2009, 05:59:13 PM »
Personally Miss C, if I were you, I'd call in an expert. Shut the doors and windows and leave him to it. It'll cost about ?30 but you'll be rid of the little buggers and he takes all the risks.
We called the 'experts' when we had a wasps nest in the loft of our house in Maidenhead...

After about five minutes the 'expert' came tumbling down the loft hatch and ran out of the house never to be seen again...  noooo:

Unlikely to be the same expert tho'  noooo:

Best to contact the council and ask who they have that deals with wasps.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2009, 06:00:57 PM »
The council will just send the usual lesbians along  noooo:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2009, 06:04:52 PM »
The council will just send the usual lesbians along  noooo:

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We get a dark, beetle browed, saturnine Welshman who answers to the name of Jones the pest
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2009, 07:12:35 PM »
What had he found?
The fecking great wasps nest I sent him up there to remove!  ::)
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2009, 07:44:31 PM »
The council will just send the usual lesbians along  noooo:

 eeek:

We get a dark, beetle browed, saturnine Welshman who answers to the name of Jones the pest

When I lived in Dinas Powys 'Jones the pest' was the local flasher. ;)
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