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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #60 on: July 27, 2009, 07:32:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2009, 07:27:26 AM
Yesterday you wanted me to befriend it and take it on outings and today you want me to kill it off, how fickle. lol:
So, which did you do...?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #61 on: July 27, 2009, 07:36:28 AM »
Reminds me of a story I think I heard on the wireless about an advertisment for a "Guaranteed 100% effective cure for garden slugs. Only ?10"

Intrigued, the story teller sent off for it and by return received a parcel containing two blocks of wood and a photocopied instruction sheet which began 'place the slug on the lower block..."
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2009, 07:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 07:36:28 AM
Reminds me of a story I think I heard on the wireless about an advertisment for a "Guaranteed 100% effective cure for garden slugs. Only ?10"

Intrigued, the story teller sent off for it and by return received a parcel containing two blocks of wood and a photocopied instruction sheet which began 'place the slug on the lower block..."
And I suppose you'll only tell us the rest if we send you ?10...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2009, 07:45:40 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 07:44:12 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 07:36:28 AM
Reminds me of a story I think I heard on the wireless about an advertisment for a "Guaranteed 100% effective cure for garden slugs. Only ?10"

Intrigued, the story teller sent off for it and by return received a parcel containing two blocks of wood and a photocopied instruction sheet which began 'place the slug on the lower block..."
And I suppose you'll only tell us the rest if we send you ?10...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2009, 07:48:31 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 07:45:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 07:44:12 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2009, 07:36:28 AM
Reminds me of a story I think I heard on the wireless about an advertisment for a "Guaranteed 100% effective cure for garden slugs. Only ?10"

Intrigued, the story teller sent off for it and by return received a parcel containing two blocks of wood and a photocopied instruction sheet which began 'place the slug on the lower block..."
And I suppose you'll only tell us the rest if we send you ?10...?  rubschin:
?8.

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Oooooh, only eight Pounds!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2009, 10:34:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 07:32:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2009, 07:27:26 AM
Yesterday you wanted me to befriend it and take it on outings and today you want me to kill it off, how fickle. lol:
So, which did you do...?  Shrugs:

I have been trying to teach it to play cricket. whistle:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2009, 10:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2009, 10:34:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2009, 07:32:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2009, 07:27:26 AM
Yesterday you wanted me to befriend it and take it on outings and today you want me to kill it off, how fickle. lol:
So, which did you do...?  Shrugs:

I have been trying to teach it to play cricket. whistle:
Batting or bowling...?
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #67 on: July 27, 2009, 11:06:00 AM »
As if a slug would be able to bowl, you're just being silly now.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #68 on: July 27, 2009, 11:06:51 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2009, 11:06:00 AM
As if a slug would be able to bowl, you're just being silly now.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2009, 11:11:00 AM »
Quite so.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #70 on: July 27, 2009, 11:15:31 AM »
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #71 on: July 27, 2009, 11:22:54 AM »
I should think so too.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #72 on: July 27, 2009, 11:23:34 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2009, 11:22:54 AM
I should think so too.
Perhaps a simpler sport... like tiddlywinks?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #73 on: July 27, 2009, 11:25:08 AM »
That would prolly work.  I will take pictures if I succeed.
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Re: The all new 'satisfying Activities' thread.
« Reply #74 on: July 27, 2009, 11:26:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 27, 2009, 11:25:08 AM
That would prolly work.  I will take pictures if I succeed.
Macro?
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