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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2009, 07:35:20 PM »
Shouldn't you be shagging?
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2009, 07:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 07:35:20 PM
Shouldn't you be shagging?

My knob looks like an uncooked Kofte, it needs a rest.

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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2009, 07:55:18 PM »
I have a scab on mine  angel1
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2009, 07:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2009, 07:55:18 PM
I have a scab on mine  angel1

Self-inflicted...as usual  point:
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2009, 08:16:48 PM »
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2009, 12:08:39 PM »
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Flog it and buy a Lexus. They don't go wrong.

Nor do they cost as little, carry a similar load or suit my needs.  Banghead
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2009, 12:56:29 PM »
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Flog it and buy a Lexus. They don't go wrong.

Nor do they cost as little, carry a similar load or suit my needs.  Banghead

One of those electric Lexus 4x4s made me jump in town last week. I was standing on the pavement next to it and it suddenly pulled away with just a faint tyre noise. Uncanny.  scared2:
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2009, 12:57:16 PM »
You need a new battery for your hearing aid  ::)
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2009, 12:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2009, 12:57:16 PM
You need a new battery for your hearing aid  ::)

 evil: The one in my cattle prod is OK though. . . .
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2009, 12:09:29 PM »
WOMEN  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2009, 12:11:13 PM »
A woman has broken your car?
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2009, 12:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 12:11:13 PM
A woman has broken your car?

Yes, Mrs TMRBB. She borrowed it yesterday and didn't close the passenger door properly. When it is not shut properly, it will not lock using the remote. Rather than thinking "Oh, there must be a door not properly shut", she assumed the remote wasn't working (despite me putting a new battery in it only a month ago) and locked it with the key.

Result: Interior light stays on and now the battery is flat. We are meant to be heading off for Swindon now.

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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2009, 12:19:29 PM »
Take the positives from this:
(i) No-one really wants to go to Swindon
(ii) It is an ideal reason to spank her and spend the afternoon having more fun that you'd have in Swindon  eyes:
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2009, 12:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 12:19:29 PM
Take the positives from this:
(i) No-one really wants to go to Swindon
(ii) It is an ideal reason to spank her and spend the afternoon having more fun that you'd have in Swindon  eyes:

I hgave arranged to meet my old boss in the hope she can throw some contract work my way  cussing:
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Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2009, 12:27:54 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 16, 2009, 12:23:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 12:19:29 PM
Take the positives from this:
(i) No-one really wants to go to Swindon
(ii) It is an ideal reason to spank her and spend the afternoon having more fun that you'd have in Swindon  eyes:

I hgave arranged to meet my old boss in the hope she can throw some contract work my way  cussing:


Ah! That's a bugger then.

 rubschin: Go by bike or take MrsTRMBB's car and save the spanking until you return. The anticipation will sharpen her pleasure.
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