« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4   Go Down

Author Topic: F*ing cars  (Read 6635 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2009, 12:35:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 12:27:54 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 16, 2009, 12:23:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 12:19:29 PM
Take the positives from this:
(i) No-one really wants to go to Swindon
(ii) It is an ideal reason to spank her and spend the afternoon having more fun that you'd have in Swindon  eyes:

I hgave arranged to meet my old boss in the hope she can throw some contract work my way  cussing:


Ah! That's a bugger then.

 rubschin: Go by bike or take MrsTRMBB's car and save the spanking until you return. The anticipation will sharpen her pleasure.

I am not driving a MR2 roadster to Swindon.  cussing:
Logged

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2009, 12:57:53 PM »
Call out Homestart. Make her push to jump start the car. Forget the trip ~ the list is endless but for Gawd's sake do summat!
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2009, 01:15:25 PM »
I have charged it for an hour and now it starts - it's about 90 miles to Swindon and we won't stop, so that will charge it up.
Logged

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2009, 01:20:35 PM »
Go for it fella!
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2009, 01:42:32 PM »
I have retired to the pub, the missus is driving :-)
Logged

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2009, 02:03:26 PM »
 happy088

I hope she is polishing the car whilst waiting for her Lord and Master to drink his fill.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2009, 02:11:14 PM »
But of course :-)
Logged

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2009, 02:14:06 PM »
That's my boy! Keep 'em barefoot and in the kitchen until you have another use for them.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36011
  • Reputation: 2
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2009, 02:37:35 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

meanwhile back in the real world  whistle:
Logged
Skubber

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2009, 02:50:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 16, 2009, 02:37:35 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

meanwhile back in the real world  whistle:
Where's that then?
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2009, 02:57:25 PM »
Through that door over there ~ the one with "mooR gnitiaW s'doG" on the glass.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2009, 03:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 02:57:25 PM
Through that door over there ~ the one with "mooR gnitiaW s'doG" on the glass.
KO  surrender:
Logged
I mostly despair

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2009, 04:20:08 PM »
I am now being wafted in air conditioned comfort along the M4 ;+)
Logged

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 152701
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2009, 04:50:01 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 16, 2009, 04:20:08 PM
I am now being wafted in air conditioned comfort along the M4 ;+)
He is driving the MR2 with the window open...  ::)
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: F*ing cars
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2009, 07:01:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 16, 2009, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 16, 2009, 04:20:08 PM
I am now being wafted in air conditioned comfort along the M4 ;+)
He is driving the MR2 with the window open...  ::)
No, the soft top is stuck down
Logged
I mostly despair
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4   Go Up
« previous next »