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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2009, 12:18:10 PM »
No doubt at all, he has hoovered them up in his neighbours Dyson.













He could always order a few from Tesco just to tide him over like.
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Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2009, 12:19:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 12:18:10 PM
No doubt at all, he has hoovered them up in his neighbours Dyson.

Them?  eeek:
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Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 PM »
Well no not 'them' as in his neighbours, they are away, Nick broke in and stole their Dyson, he then hoovered is underpants up and is trying to untangle them as we speak.
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Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2009, 12:23:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 12:21:08 PM
Well no not 'them' as in his neighbours, they are away, Nick broke in and stole their Dyson, he then hoovered is underpants up and is trying to untangle them as we speak.

Come on girl, all or nuffink.

Say after me:

'e den 'oovered 'is underpants
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Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2009, 12:25:32 PM »
Do I have to?

Oh all right....'e den 'oovered is underpants
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Re: The all new 'Nick goes commando' thread (what could possibly go wrong)
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2009, 12:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 23, 2009, 12:25:32 PM
Do I have to?

Oh all right....'e den 'oovered is underpants

Good girl. Have this shilling and bring a quart of sack up to my chambers.
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