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Offline Snoopy

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Re: I have to go to Muntchester
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2009, 08:32:02 AM »
Nope  noooo:

Lil Bruvver will be pissed off because his holiday has ended so he will get drunk and morose.

Meeting will be attended by at least one who claims to have "just about" recovered from the swine flu and will not heed our pleas that he stays away. Another arsehole will insist on speaking Welsh and doing his own translations into English despite the fact he is the only one there who speaks Welsh ~ but it is his "right"

It is a Monday and even tho' I have now been "retired" for ten years I still hate Mondays.

The days ahead look expensive with many birthdays coming up and all culminating on the 14th when I have to take 6 little boys go karting for a belated Birthday Treat for Minor (we can't go on his birthday as his friend is on holiday ~ this happens every year  Banghead)
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Re: I have to go to Muntchester
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2009, 10:44:25 AM »
Birthdays do have a tendency to do that.
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Re: I have to go to Muntchester
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2009, 02:37:06 PM »
I meant the postponement of party to enable friend to attend as the friend always goes on holiday over Minor's birthday. Banghead
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Re: I have to go to Muntchester
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2009, 02:56:05 PM »
I meant the postponement of party to enable friend to attend as the friend always goes on holiday over Minor's birthday. Banghead

You are back then?  I take it that the trip was as ghastly as you thought it would be?
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Re: I have to go to Muntchester
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2009, 02:57:35 PM »
Hideous place. Still full of orange wimmin.
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Re: I have to go to Muntchester
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2009, 03:00:33 PM »
Hideous place. Still full of orange wimmin.

Umm have flown in and out of Manchester a few times, for me the wimmin were not too much of a problem, but the lifts... Explode:
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Re: I have to go to Muntchester
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2009, 09:52:41 PM »
I have only ever flown over Manchester. My co-pilot threw a urine filled beer bottle out somewhere near Chorlton-cum-Hardy. He said it was editorial comment and I see no reason to disagree with him.
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