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Offline Bar Wench

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The all new update Wenchy thread
« on: July 28, 2009, 05:49:57 PM »
To save me trawling through the posts which seem to make even less sense than normal anyone fancy giving me a  potted version of the last three weeks!

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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 05:54:11 PM »
Forget it ~ Welcome home.

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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 05:54:22 PM »
Simples....same old shite.   ;)
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 05:58:11 PM »
I am vaguely aware that Mrs Nick has dropped another clanger. Who can point me in the direction of that thread? They're always good for a laugh and I have post holiday blues!

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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 06:05:31 PM »
So much to choose from.
Try starting here http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=792.3780
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 06:17:21 PM »
Everyone's holiday is a disaster. We have a new one looming  noooo:

Miss D narrowly escaped being harpooned
Mort has been scared by immense wimmin
Pastis has been up partying for weeks  noooo:
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 06:20:13 PM »
I am still no clearer as to what the builders were actually doing Nick!!!

I had no disasters of that nature on my holiday though!

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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 06:21:00 PM »
The builders were taking all the plaster off the walls INSIDE the house  Banghead

We now have a MAN in to sand the fooking floors  sad24:
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 06:23:36 PM »
Would you not just be better off moving? Perhaps something with a small shed at the bottom of the garden for you to live in?

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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 06:24:50 PM »
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 06:26:32 PM »
I take it that is not an idea that Mrs Nick would approve of?

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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 11:11:10 PM »
Like you I have little idea of what's been going on but the standard "Same ole shite" phrase does seem apt. Contrary to Nick's opinion my jaunt away seems to have been a resounding success from what I can remember  redface:

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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 02:05:48 AM »
You went on a cruise for transvestites? eeek:
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 04:25:23 AM »
I have been perfectly behaved Wenchy!  angel1
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 07:58:32 AM »
My little jaunt was very enjoyable as well.  happy088