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Bar Wench
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The all new update Wenchy thread
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July 28, 2009, 05:49:57 PM »
To save me trawling through the posts which seem to make even less sense than normal anyone fancy giving me a potted version of the last three weeks!
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Snoopy
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Re: The all new update Wenchy thread
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July 28, 2009, 05:54:11 PM »
Forget it ~ Welcome home.
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Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)
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July 28, 2009, 05:54:22 PM »
Simples....same old shite.
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J Basil Boothroyd
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July 28, 2009, 05:58:11 PM »
I am vaguely aware that Mrs Nick has dropped another clanger. Who can point me in the direction of that thread? They're always good for a laugh and I have post holiday blues!
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July 28, 2009, 06:05:31 PM »
So much to choose from.
Try starting here
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=792.3780
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July 28, 2009, 06:17:21 PM »
Everyone's holiday is a disaster. We have a new one looming
Miss D narrowly escaped being harpooned
Mort has been scared by immense wimmin
Pastis has been up partying for weeks
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Bar Wench
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July 28, 2009, 06:20:13 PM »
I am still no clearer as to what the builders were actually doing Nick!!!
I had no disasters of that nature on my holiday though!
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Nick
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July 28, 2009, 06:21:00 PM »
The builders were taking all the plaster off the walls INSIDE the house
We now have a MAN in to sand the fooking floors
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Bar Wench
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July 28, 2009, 06:23:36 PM »
Would you not just be better off moving? Perhaps something with a small shed at the bottom of the garden for you to live in?
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July 28, 2009, 06:24:50 PM »
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Bar Wench
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July 28, 2009, 06:26:32 PM »
I take it that is not an idea that Mrs Nick would approve of?
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July 28, 2009, 11:11:10 PM »
Like you I have little idea of what's been going on but the standard "Same ole shite" phrase does seem apt. Contrary to Nick's opinion my jaunt away seems to have been a resounding success from what I can remember
There's currently a bidding war going on about how much I will accept
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to post a video on YouTube of an Abba tribute by certain men in dressing gowns
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Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)
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July 29, 2009, 02:05:48 AM »
You went on a cruise for transvestites?
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July 29, 2009, 04:25:23 AM »
I have been perfectly behaved Wenchy!
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July 29, 2009, 07:58:32 AM »
My little jaunt was very enjoyable as well.
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