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Mrs Nick summons me unto the computer.

'What do you think we have a long weekend away here? ' Shows image of 4* 15th century coaching inn in rural location.

When?

'In a couple of weeks.'

OK

We book. Pricey. Job done.

Then I hear her on the phone.  rubschin:

Turns out this is so we can attend a Welsh Latin American Festival. Every fooking Paul Simon playing Peruvian band in the world will be there, along with white rastafarians, people in caravans, people with dogs on strings, people stinking of patchouli oil and dressed in home made clothing and - the highlight - an ALL DAY FOOKING SEMINAR with the Bolivian ambassador.

She has stitched me up!!  Banghead Banghead

I shall wear a suit at all times, I have decided. I can feel my buried Thatcherite alter ego rising up  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 07:04:43 PM »
That'll be your green velvet suit will it?
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 07:06:03 PM »
The dark blue linen I think  rubschin:

She says that attending will 'broaden my horizons'  Explode:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 07:09:00 PM »
There are a lot of Welsh Peruvians I understand. Something to do with mining in days long gone. Welsh communities emigrated to Peru and we got Paddington Bear and those b@st@rd flute players on Oxford Street.



 rubschin: I wonder if they want any more Welshmen?
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 07:09:42 PM »
I think I shall go to the pub   evil:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 07:12:33 PM »
I think I'd be tempted to ask if they have any rooms to let.
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 07:20:12 PM »
We are staying in it!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 07:24:19 PM »
 noooo:  Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.


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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 07:25:29 PM »
It always does  cussing:
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 07:49:09 PM »
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 04:08:05 AM »
No doubt The Boy can teach you to play the pan pipes in two weeks...  whistle:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 09:21:25 AM »
There are a lot of Welsh Peruvians I understand. Something to do with mining in days long gone. Welsh communities emigrated to Peru and we got Paddington Bear and those b@st@rd flute players on Oxford Street.



 rubschin: I wonder if they want any more Welshmen?

I recall reading somewhere (Gerald Durrell / Bill Bryson ?) that there is a community in Peru where Welsh is still spoken.
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 10:17:37 AM »
I thought it was Patagonia  rubschin:

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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 10:26:44 AM »
It is Patagonia, and that is in Argentina
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 10:31:39 AM »
It's all foreign.  whistle:
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