The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Have you been holding your Circle Line party again Pastis 

[Nick]

I feel quite exhausted just reading it again 

Been out most of the day ~ public transport. The transport bit was quite efficient; the public bit was unpleasant 

[Pastis]

Have you been holding your Circle Line party again Pastis 

Never        District line was like a can of tourist sardines on Saturday. Northern this morning was heaving with Eastern European builders picking their teeth 

[Nick]

Have you been holding your Circle Line party again Pastis 

Never        District line was like a can of tourist sardines on Saturday. Northern this morning was heaving with Eastern European builders picking their teeth 

From a bucket of teeth like?

[Pastis]

    

[Miss Demeanour]

I was on a bus on Saturday morning ( early burly ) as all the bloomin tube lines seemed to be suffering the plague of weekend engineering works.

Anyway there was some scroat of a man walking across the road absolutely sozzled out of his brain. This was about 7am !!!!

So he walks in front of the bus  

The bus driver naturally slows down but cannot go round him as there was no room and eventually comes to a stop in front of the tyre fodder.

The Neanderthal then presses his head against the windscreen and starts slurring abuse to one and all.  Several passengers got out of their seats and helped the situation by cursing the bloke and shouting at him  

He then calmly pulls the windscreen wipers down and rests one arm over one of them and the other arm over the other. He looked like he'd been crucified  

The driver couldn't let passengers off cos it was a busy road and so phoned for the police.

6 cars turned up  - a scuffle ensued with much cursing and swearing and he was then 'thrown' into the van   and then the bus driver radioed for help and ceased the journey at the next stop because one of the windscreen wipers had been broken

 

[Pastis]

These drunks have no consideration for other road users do they?    I actually quite like a bus if it's not busy; sitting on the top deck surveying London life. But when they have accidents / invaded by the ticket Gestapo / heaving with lowlife... 

[Barman]

Ah... top deck of a Routemaster... 

[Bar Wench]

re Nick's "holiday". I have an awful feeling that there may have been a contingent from the Wench extended family there. 

[Snoopy]

Have they mentioned seeing a miserable old beardie who wouldn't join in the festivities, wore strange coloured suits and was accompanied by woman who seemed to be wearing a bustle?

[Bar Wench]

I haven't spoken to the travelling contingent. Only Granny who mentioned that the pagans had been in Wales at some sort of a conference!?!?!? 

[Pastis]

You could compare pictures... 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Pirate]

Ah... top deck of a Routemaster...  

I was on the top deck of a bus many years ago...I dont know what it was, the motion of the bus maybe, but I got a stonking hard on. Couldn't get off. Went four stops past the one I wanted to get off at.

BTW Miss D...It's scrote, not scroat...simples  

[Pastis]

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