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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #150 on: August 19, 2009, 06:15:23 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on August 18, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
I was on the top deck of a bus many years ago...I dont know what it was, the motion of the bus maybe, but I got a stonking hard on. Couldn't get off. Went four stops past the one I wanted to get off at.
BTW Miss D...It's scrote, not scroat...simples  ;D

Thank you Pirate for adding to the elite membership of blokes here that are always correcting me   lol:

As for your pre-dickament ( intentionally mispelt before you all start  lol: ) I am sure the walk back to where you wanted to go would have done you the world of good and allowed you time to 'adjust' your situation  whistle:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #151 on: August 19, 2009, 06:36:42 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 19, 2009, 06:15:23 AM
Quote from: Pirate on August 18, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
I was on the top deck of a bus many years ago...I dont know what it was, the motion of the bus maybe, but I got a stonking hard on. Couldn't get off. Went four stops past the one I wanted to get off at.
BTW Miss D...It's scrote, not scroat...simples  ;D

Thank you Pirate for adding to the elite membership of blokes here that are always correcting me   lol:

As for your pre-dickament ( intentionally mispelt before you all start  lol: ) I am sure the walk back to where you wanted to go would have done you the world of good and allowed you time to 'adjust' your situation  whistle:
He wasn't walking Miss D, the conductor and a contingent of British Transport Police were prolly chasing him!  lol:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #152 on: August 19, 2009, 06:47:00 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 18, 2009, 08:06:01 PM
re Nick's "holiday". I have an awful feeling that there may have been a contingent from the Wench extended family there.  eeek:

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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #153 on: August 19, 2009, 08:33:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 19, 2009, 06:47:00 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 18, 2009, 08:06:01 PM
re Nick's "holiday". I have an awful feeling that there may have been a contingent from the Wench extended family there.  eeek:

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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #154 on: August 19, 2009, 08:53:03 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on August 18, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2009, 02:52:51 PM
Ah... top deck of a Routemaster...  cloud9:

I was on the top deck of a bus many years ago...I dont know what it was, the motion of the bus maybe, but I got a stonking hard on. Couldn't get off. Went four stops past the one I wanted to get off at.

BTW Miss D...It's scrote, not scroat...simples  ;D


Apparently it is the vibration of Routemasters , it does not work for women, but the vibration of motorcycles do.  I have got no idea how I know this or indeed if it is an urban myth.
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #155 on: August 19, 2009, 08:54:25 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 19, 2009, 08:53:03 AM
Quote from: Pirate on August 18, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2009, 02:52:51 PM
Ah... top deck of a Routemaster...  cloud9:

I was on the top deck of a bus many years ago...I dont know what it was, the motion of the bus maybe, but I got a stonking hard on. Couldn't get off. Went four stops past the one I wanted to get off at.

BTW Miss D...It's scrote, not scroat...simples  ;D


Apparently it is the vibration of Routemasters , it does not work for women, but the vibration of motorcycles do.  I have got no idea how I know this or indeed if it is an urban myth.

 rubschin:

Motorbikes eh...?  eyes:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #156 on: August 19, 2009, 08:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 19, 2009, 08:53:03 AM
Apparently it is the vibration of Routemasters , it does not work for women, but the vibration of motorcycles do.  I have got no idea how I know this or indeed if it is an urban myth

Think they may have been sitting in the wrong place on a routemaster .... whistle:

Anyway they are no longer with us and bendy buses are just not the same  cry:

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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #157 on: August 19, 2009, 09:53:17 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on August 19, 2009, 08:53:03 AM
Quote from: Pirate on August 18, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2009, 02:52:51 PM
Ah... top deck of a Routemaster...  cloud9:

I was on the top deck of a bus many years ago...I dont know what it was, the motion of the bus maybe, but I got a stonking hard on. Couldn't get off. Went four stops past the one I wanted to get off at.

BTW Miss D...It's scrote, not scroat...simples  ;D


Apparently it is the vibration of Routemasters , it does not work for women, but the vibration of motorcycles do.  I have got no idea how I know this or indeed if it is an urban myth.

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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #158 on: August 19, 2009, 10:25:56 AM »
My ex used to delight in cattle grids whenever we drove over one. Mind she was known to sit on the spin dryer  whistle:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #159 on: August 19, 2009, 11:23:34 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2009, 10:25:56 AM
My ex used to delight in cattle grids whenever we drove over one. Mind she was known to sit on the spin dryer  whistle:
She drove over cattle grids in a spin dryer...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #160 on: August 19, 2009, 11:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2009, 10:25:56 AM
My ex used to delight in cattle grids whenever we drove over one. Mind she was known to sit on the spin dryer  whistle:
She drove over cattle grids in a spin dryer...?  rubschin:


Have another drink dear  ::)

Now count the sentences. There are two of them ergo two topics, related but separate.
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #161 on: August 19, 2009, 11:26:26 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2009, 11:25:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2009, 10:25:56 AM
My ex used to delight in cattle grids whenever we drove over one. Mind she was known to sit on the spin dryer  whistle:
She drove over cattle grids in a spin dryer...?  rubschin:


Have another drink dear  ::)
I've been painting... 'tis the fumes prolly...  noooo:
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #162 on: August 19, 2009, 11:34:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2009, 11:26:26 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2009, 11:25:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2009, 10:25:56 AM
My ex used to delight in cattle grids whenever we drove over one. Mind she was known to sit on the spin dryer  whistle:
She drove over cattle grids in a spin dryer...?  rubschin:


Have another drink dear  ::)
I've been painting... 'tis the fumes prolly...  noooo:

I'd put that paint pod on Ebay or the local tip ~ it clearly is doing you no good at all.
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #163 on: August 19, 2009, 11:57:23 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2009, 10:25:56 AM
My ex used to delight in cattle grids whenever we drove over one. Mind she was known to sit on the spin dryer  whistle:

Both gave her headaches - probably  ;)
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Re: The all new disastrous long weekend away for the Nicks thread
« Reply #164 on: August 19, 2009, 12:11:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 19, 2009, 08:55:59 AM
Think he may have been sitting in the wrong place on a routemaster .

I thought he said he was standing?
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