OMG !!!!!!!
The Pool boy ( he is only 20
) asked me on a date a couple of nights ago
- I didn't turn up , I had said I wouldn't - the next day he was really arsey with me
Then he apologised and gave it the usual blarney...so spent about half an hour talking to him about his 'stuff'. Waiter man who thought he 'owned' me, saw this and did not like this 'conversation' - so the two of them ended up having a huge argument
However after that waiter man left well alone thank goodness.
However meanwhile in the hotel there is a main buffet restuarant and an adult one - which was much quieter, smaller , lovely views etc. And so obviously my place of choice to eat , especially for breakfast.
Restuarant manager , often came over and chatted but over the last coule of days had started to get weird. On Saturday when I told him I would be going home tomorrow he got sad - to the point of crying - a performance that I think even Meryl Streep would not have been unable to rival
Please bear in mind that I no way believe any of this crap and totally get the single white western female ticket is all that they see
Yesterday, being my final day, he saw me in the main restuarant with the Brat and asked me to come over when we had finished as he had prepared a special going away breakfast. I walked in there with my friend and her husband and he had prepared a special area with flowers and all that stuff. My mate was pissing herself - it was sooooo cringe worthy ....anyhoo he started crying again ...so I ate my stuff and got out of there bloody quickly.
Only to be followed all day by this man ....standing in front of the Brat and her friends and my friends telling that he lurved me .....oh FFS
. Obviously the Brat and her best friend were just in hysterics
Pool boy saw this and then came over and asked if he was troubling me and yet another altercation took place. Restuarant manager punched him
I am condensing much of this but suffice to say this culminated in a marriage proposal in front of the whole reception area yesterday as we were waiting for the coach to take us back to the airport...naturally with assoicated tears ( his of course)
then I had to face the whole of the coach party taking the piss ...
Anyhoo - good to be back
Great holiday though
