Miss D's all new holiday snaps thread (with added bikinis)

[tel]

Well, if nothing else, that has put a smile on the start of my day. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good grief woman, did you not heed my advice re leaving the Lynx aftershave at home.

[Snoopy]

Since he has access to the hotel registrations (and thus your address) what's the betting he turns up on your doorstep within a year begging to be allowed to stay?

[Barman]

Since he has access to the hotel registrations (and thus your address) what's the betting he turns up on your doorstep within a year begging to be allowed to stay?

[Miss Demeanour]

Time to move then 

[Snoopy]

That happened to me once. Mrs S#1 got into conversation with a German in a bar and gave him her (our) phone number with the standard "If ever you are in England" ~ bastard turned up about 6 months later and stayed for weeks.


Yes I expect she did.

[Nick]

OMG !!!!!!!

The Pool boy ( he is only 20   ) asked me on a date a couple of nights ago   - I didn't turn up , I had said I wouldn't - the next day he was really arsey with me  

Then he apologised and gave it the usual blarney...so spent about half an hour talking to him about his 'stuff'. Waiter man who thought he 'owned' me, saw this and did not like this 'conversation' - so the two of them ended up having a huge argument   However after that waiter man left well alone thank goodness.

However meanwhile in the hotel there is a main buffet restuarant and an adult one - which was much quieter, smaller , lovely views etc. And  so obviously my place of choice to eat , especially for breakfast.

Restuarant manager , often came over and chatted but over the last coule of days had started to get weird. On Saturday when I told him I would be going home tomorrow he got sad - to the point of crying - a performance that I think even Meryl Streep would not have been unable to rival  

Please bear in mind that I no way believe any of this crap and totally get the single white western female ticket is all that they see  

Yesterday, being my final day, he saw me in the main restuarant with the Brat and asked me to come over when we had finished as he had prepared a special going away breakfast. I walked in there with my friend and her husband and he had prepared a special area with flowers and all that stuff. My mate was pissing herself - it was sooooo cringe worthy ....anyhoo he started crying again ...so I ate my stuff and got out of there bloody quickly.

Only to be followed all day by this man ....standing in front of the Brat and her friends and my friends telling that he lurved me .....oh FFS   . Obviously the Brat and her best friend were just in hysterics  

Pool boy saw this and then came over and asked if he was troubling me and yet another altercation took place. Restuarant manager punched him  

I am condensing much of this but suffice to say this culminated in a marriage proposal in front of the whole reception area yesterday as we were waiting for the coach to take us back to the airport...naturally with assoicated tears ( his of course)

then I had to face the whole of the coach party taking the piss ...

Anyhoo - good to be back  

Great holiday though  

[Pastis]

 

      

[Uncle Mort]

Good Grief!

Scary but very funny. 

[barmisspah?]

Sorry but I have to 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh I also forgot - I was asked if I had any lesbian tendencies - by that was by a fellow female guest 

Now she was scary 

[Nick]

Sounds like a good holiday.

What did you say to her? 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

That my friend, who I did much lazing on sunbeds with , was married and her husband- who burns easily - was therefore not interested in joining us.

That we were not lovers and we were in fact just very very good friends 

[Nick]

Sounds like a pack of lies to me   

[Miss Demeanour]

Naturally 

Now I have to start the whole process of unpacking ......how depressing