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Top tip
« on: August 01, 2009, 03:22:53 PM »
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM »
Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2009, 03:57:45 PM »
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2009, 03:58:38 PM »
Don't get carried away ~ you still have a lot of ground to make up.  whistle:




Presumably you will be ordering bananas by the lorry load now.
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2009, 04:15:45 PM »
This could have repercussions regarding other fruits  rubschin:

Have you tried it with a coconut?
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2009, 04:22:44 PM »
I'm not sure a coconut is a fruit ~ surely it is a seed.
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2009, 04:37:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:58:38 PM
Don't get carried away ~ you still have a lot of ground to make up.  whistle:




Presumably you will be ordering bananas by the lorry load now.

Been there. Done that
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2009, 06:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096

Mrs JOM always said I opened bananas the wrong way. I've just shown her that clip and did she say my way was right? Did she bollocks!. It just means I open the banana like a monkey... apparently

And she still doesn't believe it's best that way 'cos you use the stem like a handle too
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2009, 06:53:55 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 01, 2009, 06:30:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096

Mrs JOM always said I opened bananas the wrong way. I've just shown her that clip and did she say my way was right? Did she bollocks!. It just means I open the banana like a monkey... apparently

And she still doesn't believe it's best that way 'cos you use the stem like a handle too

You ever met a woman who'd admit she was wrong or even concede that you might, just once, be right?

 noooo: Me neither.
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2009, 07:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 06:53:55 PM
You ever met a woman who'd admit she was wrong or even concede that you might, just once, be right?

Yes, but she turned out to be a fireman called Gavin.  scared2:
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2009, 07:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 01, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
Well I'll be buggered ~ I tried it and it works. I will have to show the boys who always struggle to open bananas. happ096
Lesson #1 How to open a banana.

Lesson #2 How to put a condom on one

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Top tip
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2009, 08:08:33 AM »
Nothing like practicing safe sex. noooo:
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2009, 08:09:31 AM »
Or taking a bath with your socks on.  noooo:
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2009, 08:11:01 AM »
Yep that would defiantly prevent you from getting a STD.
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Re: Top tip
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2009, 08:12:03 AM »
Definitely!







What does subscriber trunk dialling have to do with it anyway?
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