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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2009, 11:07:12 AM »
50 then  noooo:
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2009, 02:12:46 PM »
And the rest! whistle:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2009, 03:13:33 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2009, 05:22:49 PM »
40 (ish )  angel1 angel1 angel1

The cheque's in the post  whistle:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2009, 05:27:20 PM »
No need - you know what I drink  ;)
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2009, 05:39:22 PM »
Indeed  happy088
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2009, 05:50:07 PM »
Indeed  happy088

You do realise that we are all rocking up for this bash don't you? ;)
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2009, 05:55:24 PM »
40 (ish )  angel1 angel1 angel1

The cheque's in the post  whistle:

You do realise I know the truth and an even bigger cheque is required  whistle:
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2009, 06:21:15 PM »
Ooooooooooooo Cluedo  I like games. eyes:
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2009, 06:25:52 PM »
40 (ish )  angel1 angel1 angel1

The cheque's in the post  whistle:

You do realise I know the truth and an even bigger cheque is required  whistle:

The truth is out there, so they say   scared2:

Anyway, I have this painting in the attic... any takers?  eveilgrin:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2009, 07:51:07 PM »
i received a card today with a note attached... quite illegible  noooo:  I could make out a few words like well and happy but as for the rest I'm at a loss  shrugs:

Any takers for this one?


I shall pen (they have no knowledge of the arcane arts of computing) a reply saying thank you for your kind thoughts, and the cheque seems to have gone astray; please re-send  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2009, 07:57:07 PM »
surrender  Shrugs:

Are you sure it's not a blackmail note  eeek:
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2009, 08:14:16 PM »
 rubschin:
The card had a cat on it  whacky115. Perhaps they think I'll send them money if they don't drown the kitty?

All very strange  noooo:
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2009, 08:32:57 PM »
i received a card today with a note attached... quite illegible  noooo:  I could make out a few words like well and happy but as for the rest I'm at a loss  shrugs:

Any takers for this one?


I shall pen (they have no knowledge of the arcane arts of computing) a reply saying thank you for your kind thoughts, and the cheque seems to have gone astray; please re-send  eveilgrin:


silly bugger?
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Re: The all new Pastis birthday thread
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2009, 07:11:46 AM »
Happy Birthday Mr P



Hope you have a fab time - enjoy your day  ;)
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