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LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« on: August 04, 2009, 11:19:10 AM »
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 11:29:57 AM »
No news yet...  noooo:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 12:07:53 PM »


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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 04:56:31 PM »
Blood and urine tests show some severe gastro-something-or-other, white cell count through the roof.

On antibiotics via intravenous drip and injection - temperature fallen to 37...

Won't be released tomorrow...  noooo:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 04:58:36 PM »
Have you thought of suing the Ukrainians?
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 05:00:52 PM »
Have you thought of suing the Ukrainians?
Of course! but LL is the only poorly one...  noooo:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 05:13:29 PM »
Catch it off her  eveilgrin:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2009, 08:42:36 AM »
LL is feeling much better and now wants to come home... doctor will visit in an hour and see if she can although she is still on the drip like...

Where is my nurses uniform...?  rubschin:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2009, 08:47:44 AM »
LL is feeling much better and now wants to come home... doctor will visit in an hour and see if she can although she is still on the drip like...

Where is my nurses uniform...?  rubschin:


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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2009, 08:50:49 AM »
Miss D needs nursing  cry:

Not feeling well at all  cry: cry: cry:

Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches  sad24:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2009, 08:54:23 AM »
Miss D needs nursing  cry:

Not feeling well at all  cry: cry: cry:

Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches  sad24:

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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2009, 08:55:16 AM »
Miss D needs nursing  cry:

Not feeling well at all  cry: cry: cry:

Haven't had any time off work sick in over 4 years until today. Everything hurts and aches  sad24:
Oh dear oh dear...  noooo:

You haven't been to dinner at my Ukrainian neighbours have you...?  rubschin:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2009, 08:57:58 AM »
No 

In fact I couldn't face dinner last night . Should have known then something was wrong   lol:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 09:01:05 AM »
No 

In fact I couldn't face dinner last night . Should have known then something was wrong   lol:
Did you eat stuff that had been in the fridge since before your holiday...?  rubschin:
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Re: LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 09:03:21 AM »
The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.

Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem  cry:
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