LL's Oink Flu bulletin thread

[Snoopy]

The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.

Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem 

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. 

[Barman]

The fridge was cleared out before I went on holiday.

Anyway my tummy is ok ....it's the elephant stamping on my body that is the problem 

You brought back an elephant - that wasn't very wise was it...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. 

 

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged 

Honest Guv 

[The Moan Ranger]

Blood and urine tests show some severe gastro-something-or-other, white cell count through the roof.

On antibiotics via intravenous drip and injection - temperature fallen to 37...

Won't be released tomorrow... 

If it's anything like the Salmonella I had a few months ago, she has my deepest sympathies.

[Snoopy]

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. 

 

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged 

Honest Guv 

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in.

[Barman]

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. 

 

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged 

Honest Guv 

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in.

[Snoopy]

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. 

 

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged 

Honest Guv 

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in.

Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs

[Barman]

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. 

 

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged 

Honest Guv 

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in.

Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs

He is multi-tasking... 

[Snoopy]

Sounds like alcohol withdrawal symptoms to me. 

 

I actually didn't drink that much on holiday ( alcohol that is ) it was too hot .....there were only a couple of occasions that I over indulged 

Honest Guv 

Of course. I completely understand.














These posts are going to get very long if we have to quote every time because a certain somebody can't wait to leap in.

Even longer if that same person doesn't answer his PMs

He is multi-tasking... 

Scratching his arse whist picking his nose does not count as "multi-tasking" ~ and he hasn't answered yesterday's PM yet let alone today's.

[Nick]

She is going to milk this for all it is worth - and you will be run ragged doing nursey activities  

[Miss Demeanour]

By ragged do you mean asking him to make her a cup of coffee 

[Snoopy]

By ragged do you mean asking him to make her a cup of coffee 

She knows better than to ask him that. She knows it will involve a trip to the shops to buy a new coffee maker. 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Anyhoo... 

The doctor has been - they are keepoing her in for another day at least...

[Nick]

How will the poor lamb survive without LL to boss him about? 

Frozen pizza again?