My daughters wedding to be..

[Tipsy Gipsy]

More tarmac changing hands 

My retirement fund perhaps.

So do you qualify for a big pension then? Like?

[Tipsy Gipsy]

OMO

 

I can lay bitmac, white chippings are extra

What are you like with my favourite..... beautiful red tarmac?  Costs more I know but lovely effect.  Like.

[Snoopy]

More tarmac changing hands 

My retirement fund perhaps.

So do you qualify for a big pension then? Like?

Weeeeeeelllllll ~ I was hoping that you might come with a stash of cash like ~ from all that dodgy tarmac like. 

[Nick]

This is going well

[Just One More]

OMO

 

I can lay bitmac, white chippings are extra

What are you like with my favourite..... beautiful red tarmac?  Costs more I know but lovely effect.  Like.

Red bitmac is sooooo 1970's

[Snoopy]

I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars 

[Just One More]

I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars 

Two pieces of black bitmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting a bit drunk.
Then a piece of red bitmac enters the pub and the two pieces of black bitmac stop speaking and just look down at their pints until the red piece of btmac has ordered his drink and goes off down the other end of the pub to play on the gambling machine.
Then they start up speaking again, and having a laugh like before.
The pub landlord is a little confused at whats going on and asks the two pieces of black bitmac why they are scared of the piece of red bitmac.
"What him?, he`s a f*****g CYCLE PATH"! they replied.

I know, I know, I'm going 

[Snoopy]

I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars 

Two pieces of black bitmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting a bit drunk.
Then a piece of red bitmac enters the pub and the two pieces of black bitmac stop speaking and just look down at their pints until the red piece of btmac has ordered his drink and goes off down the other end of the pub to play on the gambling machine.
Then they start up speaking again, and having a laugh like before.
The pub landlord is a little confused at whats going on and asks the two pieces of black bitmac why they are scared of the piece of red bitmac.
"What him?, he`s a f*****g CYCLE PATH"! they replied.

I know, I know, I'm going 

Now I expected that to end with "And have one for the road"





Hang on JOM ~ I think I'll be  joining you.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Me thinks you have both bitten off more than you can chew.

[Just One More]

Yeah... well... errr.....Snoopy!...... Snoopy!!....... Snoopy!!!

Just realised, sorry for buggering up your thread Mrs TG 

[Barman]

I seem to be mixed up in tarmac wars 

Two pieces of black bitmac are in the pub having a few pints and a laugh, telling jokes and getting a bit drunk.
Then a piece of red bitmac enters the pub and the two pieces of black bitmac stop speaking and just look down at their pints until the red piece of btmac has ordered his drink and goes off down the other end of the pub to play on the gambling machine.
Then they start up speaking again, and having a laugh like before.
The pub landlord is a little confused at whats going on and asks the two pieces of black bitmac why they are scared of the piece of red bitmac.
"What him?, he`s a f*****g CYCLE PATH"! they replied.

I know, I know, I'm going 

 

[Snoopy]

Yeah... well... errr.....Snoopy!...... Snoopy!!....... Snoopy!!!

Just realised, sorry for buggering up your thread Mrs TG 

Yeah ~ sorry Mrs TG.

Wasn't our fault ~ a big boy called Nick made us do it.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I've not been listed 

But why change the habit of a lifetime, I'll scour the boards looking out for boxes of OMO on show 

I list on occasions does that count?

[Barman]

I've not been listed 

But why change the habit of a lifetime, I'll scour the boards looking out for boxes of OMO on show 

I list on occasions does that count?

Brahms and List I presume...? 

[TG]

Well, it begins. Mrs TG is now in wales.

I go tomorrow. I am taking my passport so I can get back in to England.

I suppose I should pack summat.....