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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #150 on: April 28, 2010, 03:53:56 PM »
Lots of pants
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #151 on: April 28, 2010, 05:16:14 PM »
I know that I am going to regret this but why lots of pants?  Just take an escape committee with you TG you'll be fine.
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #152 on: April 29, 2010, 06:48:39 AM »
Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....

exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...

we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #153 on: April 29, 2010, 06:52:10 AM »
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #154 on: April 29, 2010, 07:19:53 AM »
What can possibly go wrong?  noooo:
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #155 on: April 29, 2010, 08:31:20 AM »
It will end in tears. noooo:

Good luck to all of you and yours Mr and Mrs TG. happy100


We will of course expect pictures of the fights the happy couple and their family.
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« Reply #156 on: April 29, 2010, 10:27:06 AM »
Are we all invited like...?  rubschin:
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« Reply #157 on: April 29, 2010, 10:29:29 AM »
Are we all invited like...?  rubschin:

I think not, they are trying to keep the whole thing decent. ;D
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #158 on: April 29, 2010, 10:30:01 AM »
Are we all invited like...?  rubschin:

I think not, they are trying to keep the whole thing decent. ;D

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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #159 on: April 29, 2010, 11:07:33 AM »
Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....

exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...

we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:

I'm sure you will be looking fantastic  Mrs TG  whistle:
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #160 on: April 29, 2010, 11:10:38 AM »
Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....

exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...

we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:

I'm sure you will be looking fantastic  Mrs TG  whistle:

How about Mr. TG tho...?  noooo:

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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #161 on: April 29, 2010, 11:15:21 AM »
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #162 on: April 29, 2010, 11:18:04 AM »
Oh yes darling ....dont forget all you been told....

exciting times...me so excited as only us women wud understand...

we go for big family meal tonite b4 wedding rehearsel thing...mr tg an my ex with his new gf..goin be a practice run for the wedding....sure we will all get on like house on fire... scared2:


Be much more fun to be a fly on the wall after the event. All the "Well he's really let himself go" and "She must be at least 20 years younger than him" comments that will be flying around. The only reason I go to family get-togethers is for the bitchiness afterwards.
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #163 on: April 29, 2010, 11:22:17 AM »
The only reason I go to family get-togethers is for the bitchiness afterwards.

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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #164 on: April 29, 2010, 11:23:22 AM »
Oh yes  eveilgrin:  My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them  noooo:
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