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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2010, 06:32:21 PM »
Don't make him wear a suit. He will look out of place in Wales. And make sure your outfit is stain resistant.
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2010, 04:58:19 PM »
Has got my outfit..and today got my shoes from good ole m&s 39.50 which i though was really good..Tg not so happy about that.....bloody men...
this is my daugters wedding gota look good, i bet LL shoes where treble that.....cos she a classy lady..

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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #47 on: February 27, 2010, 05:14:46 PM »
I am oddly reminded of Porgy and Bess  rubschin:
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« Reply #48 on: February 27, 2010, 06:11:31 PM »
I am oddly reminded of Porgy and Bess  rubschin:


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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #49 on: February 27, 2010, 06:34:19 PM »
Have you seen any of the "Don't Tell The Bride" tv progs?

Wonderful stuff.

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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2010, 07:45:39 AM »
Has got my outfit..and today got my shoes from good ole m&s 39.50 which i though was really good..Tg not so happy about that.....bloody men...
this is my daugters wedding gota look good, i bet LL shoes where treble that.....cos she a classy lady..

9 weeks today .. eyes:......

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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2010, 05:33:21 PM »
Have you seen any of the "Don't Tell The Bride" tv progs?

Wonderful stuff.

Oh yes......and don't the men invest heavily on the stag nights and hardly any on their future wife's hen night

What always startles me is that most of the women seem complete control freaks ( prompt for all the blokes in here to say that is the norm  ::) )  and how can the blokes possibly not have a clue what they want. Surely they talk about this before they contact the producers of the show  rubschin:
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #52 on: February 28, 2010, 05:59:57 PM »
Have you seen any of the "Don't Tell The Bride" tv progs?

Wonderful stuff.

Oh yes......and don't the men invest heavily on the stag nights and hardly any on their future wife's hen night

What always startles me is that most of the women seem complete control freaks ( prompt for all the blokes in here to say that is the norm  ::) )  and how can the blokes possibly not have a clue what they want. Surely they talk about this before they contact the producers of the show  rubschin:

The blokes aren't concentrating ~ they are too busy trying to come up with a plausible excuse to call it all off.

Seriously I have never watched it but from my own experience I can assure you that I had no stag nights, no-one had any hen nights and the whole prospect filled me with foreboding. I have never understood the fuss and commotion that goes with weddings and I never shall. I do accept that it is seen as "The Brides Big Day" and if she and her chums want to look stupid then they'd best get on with it.

Answer me this ~ why do hoooooge gerls all think they can wear strapless frocks with their great fat arms on show?



 I went to one wedding where the bride had a fecking great zit (all yellow and pus filled) in the middle of her bare back. Her father forked out several thousands so that his ugly daughter could display her spots?
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #53 on: February 28, 2010, 06:01:34 PM »
Here's another one ~ and why is the groom dressed up like a 19th century pox doctor's clerk?
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #54 on: February 28, 2010, 06:05:08 PM »
I have to organise a hen weekend for my mate who is getting married in December  noooo:

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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #55 on: February 28, 2010, 06:07:26 PM »
From what I've seen of hen nights you might just as well sit her on the Town Hall steps with a large sign saying "Free Shag ~ one night only, Special offer"
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #56 on: February 28, 2010, 06:09:46 PM »
No fat arms, no zits  whistle:



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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #57 on: February 28, 2010, 06:10:58 PM »
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #58 on: February 28, 2010, 06:11:42 PM »
I think the necklace is a bit much  lol:
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Re: My daughters wedding to be..
« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2010, 06:13:04 PM »
The Jewish Goirl at the front has a zit on her nose!
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