My daughters wedding to be..

[Snoopy]

The only reason I go to family get-togethers is for the bitchiness afterwards.

 

Ever the dog . . . .

That too  

[Snoopy]

Oh yes    My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them  

I hope for an afterlife ~ I really want to hear it all after my funeral.

[Barman]

Oh yes    My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them  

I hope for an afterlife ~ I really want to hear it all after my funeral.

You need a canoe... 

[Snoopy]

Oh yes    My lot only meet at funerals these days. What a gossip we have. WHen my Mum died the family feud was so bad there were 2 separate buffets afterwards about a mile apart. I commuted between them  

I hope for an afterlife ~ I really want to hear it all after my funeral.

You need a canoe... 

 

[Nick]

Memory loss 

[Snoopy]

Probably but I am still puzzled.

Short term memory badly b*ggered by electric shocks from ICD.

[Nick]

CANOE MAN. PANAMA. FAKED HIS OWN DEATH

[Snoopy]

  Memory ~ not hearing ~ loss. 

[Darwins Selection]

 

I thought he meant to paddle back down the Styx.

[Snoopy]

I thought he meant to paddle back down the Styx.

I was thinking along those lines but ruled it out.

[Barman]

CANOE MAN. PANAMA. FAKED HIS OWN DEATH

WOT HE SAID! ^^^^^^

[Barman]

Alternatively...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J4PGiJl2dQ

[Nick]

Soon be all over, bar the hangovers and bruises 

[Miss Demeanour]

Hope it all goes brilliantly today 

I imagine it is all total chaos at the moment 

[Nick]

After all these years months of planning? Surely not.